it’s looks great chef, but why did you use a butter knife?
chillthefuckoutdude
The fuck happened to your knife?
u35828
I love the Wusthof Classic chef knife, but their nakiri is now my go-to for this sort of thing.
mpark6288
See you around, chef.
Same-Platypus1941
Fuck all of this a couple chives bullshit, I want to see someone cut a fucking gallon of chives, fuck it how about a quart? Cut that many chives and keep your technique, still picking out every single floppy chive, thick and thin end both cut to the same size. Anyone can pick out 12 perfect chives and cut them halfway decent but this is a place for degenerate industry professionals and I for one think we should start acting like it.
ScoreEquivalent1106
Got it in one, good job Chef
Iron_Bob

omgyonka
Honestly, when dementia takes over and my food has chives, all I’m going to say is “see you tomorrow Chef.” and will die peacefully.
Lobster_boy_dick
Oh my God oh my God, I’m finally here early enough for someone to see me comment! All I can think of to say is that Chives the cat made me get a cat.
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Bro just came, dropped perfect chives and left
Why would you think this sub cares about chopping technique and quality?
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it’s looks great chef, but why did you use a butter knife?
The fuck happened to your knife?
I love the Wusthof Classic chef knife, but their nakiri is now my go-to for this sort of thing.
See you around, chef.
Fuck all of this a couple chives bullshit, I want to see someone cut a fucking gallon of chives, fuck it how about a quart? Cut that many chives and keep your technique, still picking out every single floppy chive, thick and thin end both cut to the same size. Anyone can pick out 12 perfect chives and cut them halfway decent but this is a place for degenerate industry professionals and I for one think we should start acting like it.
Got it in one, good job Chef

Honestly, when dementia takes over and my food has chives, all I’m going to say is “see you tomorrow Chef.” and will die peacefully.
Oh my God oh my God, I’m finally here early enough for someone to see me comment! All I can think of to say is that Chives the cat made me get a cat.
Honestly, these are…chef’s kiss 😉
hehe, see what I did there 🙃
You showing off that Gucci knife
See you tomorrow chef.
Great knife chef
Is he giving up?
Why? Why do you tease the Chive Gods?
We’re going to run out of chives at this rate
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Chives of Wrath
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I’m just an amateur home cook, but I figured I would chop some Chinese chives in solidarity
Very proud!
It would’ve been funnier if we all just said these were perfect
BOOO
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