“Sushi by Foreigners” vending machine in Japan

by JoeFalchetto

26 Comments

  1. wizardrous

    Sushi from a vending machine sounds foul enough to make gas station sushi seem appealing by comparison.

  2. I stared at this for an embarrassingly long time before realizing it’s a gacha machine, not food lol. I’d put the volcano one on my keychain

  3. prussian_princess

    I find it funny that supposedly sushi made by foreigners has excessive amounts of condiments slathered on.

  4. ECHOHOHOHO

    I have been trying to vomit for at least 48h now. Thanks Japan.

  5. see we made your sushi better by using MORE ingredients!

  6. pixiefancy

    Where was this?

    I’m in Japan right now (Osaka, heading to Tokyo in a few days) and I want to find this 🤣

  7. Aw, I haven’t had a sushi donut in years. But I like how accurate all of the sushi are. Lots of places drown their sushi in toppings and condiments it’s hard to enjoy its basic flavors.

    I want one. 😭

  8. Creepycute1

    That’s a vending machine for Keychains where exactly would the food come from i doubt they would just let it roll down nude

  9. c0micsansfrancisco

    That’s not stupid it’s pretty funny. I’ve seen shit like that in plenty restaurants and when I went in Japan I noticed sushi tended to be a lot simpler

  10. Love that they also used the ugly “east Asian” font.

  11. So it’s essentially a gacha machine for “/r/StupidFood keychains”. Nice!

  12. koreanchub

    Where are the inappropriate names!?

    Dragon spider LOL two different rolls here

  13. Weissen81

    Head over to kurazushi if you ever in Japan and you’ll see some interesting pieces of “sushi” going around on the conveyor belt.

  14. Business_Pangolin801

    I hate mayo on Sushi but its all the craze of the EU.

  15. DiamondDragonPickaxe

    Uh waiter, I’d like to order a train bomb please!

  16. SiameseBouche

    With peace and love, I know you’re not telling me they pulled this graphic from a So Cal sushi menu. That ultra rainbow roll took me out.