Since everyone in the other food subs seem to think my turkey looks awful, here you go!
I think it looks great, but it’s not good enough for decent food porn according to the snobs
by _MissNewBooty_
26 Comments
Suitable_Goal_9066
That skin looks heavenly to me. Good work!
MisterEggbert
That bird got BLASTED
OverUnderAussie
Not ashamed to admit that I would literally steal that skin and run away. Looks fire.
Commodore_Thrakos
Looks like it tasted great!
Azsunyx
Looks good to me, but the position looks like you baked it on a birthing table
FGFlips
All about presentation. This picture looks clinical, like you’re about to dissect it for science.
Put it on a platter and place it on the decorated table and you’d get more internet points.
Dependent-Let-9263
Where are its arms?
Flying-lemondrop-476
that’s not a turkey, that’s a spread eagle
Tadasho
Huh, TIL why people tie the legs together
oi_that_nander
This is a really good visual about why people truss their birds. It looks like you’re about to dissect it. Or fuck it.
gladmoon
Save the neck for me, Clark
OCCULTGOBLIN
There ain’t no drum left on them sticks.
PikachuTrainz
it reminds me of cockroach colors
PureYouth
Looks fucking delicious to me
lonelypriincess
I mean for me it is cooked to perfection
ArtisticBunneh
That looks delicious! I like well done food. Idk if it is or not but it does to me! Now I’m hungry! 😋
TearOfTheStar
That’s fire. When skin is like that, it often means that most excess fats are out and it’s just juices and taste.
-perspicacious_
Oh yeah, you can’t post on the other subs unless your food looks like it came out of a magazine. Their food prolly looks nice and tastes ass.
tonebone85
Looks good! We’ve all seen waaaaaaaaay worse.
MetalBlizzard
Looks like a good turkey to me… it doesnt have any visual flare like some folks like yo give their birds but im sure its good and thats all that matters.
Salvisurfer
Everything reminds me of her.
Miss my toxica
BungeeGump
nothisistheotherguy
Turkey looks great but agree that this picture is terrible and doesn’t belong in /r/foodporn , nor is this shitty food so it doesn’t belong here either. Maybe there’s a “my food looks normal” sub you can try
Fluid_Fox23
It’s fine! Maybe a tad crispier than I like but fine
26 Comments
That skin looks heavenly to me. Good work!
That bird got BLASTED
Not ashamed to admit that I would literally steal that skin and run away. Looks fire.
Looks like it tasted great!
Looks good to me, but the position looks like you baked it on a birthing table
All about presentation. This picture looks clinical, like you’re about to dissect it for science.
Put it on a platter and place it on the decorated table and you’d get more internet points.
Where are its arms?
that’s not a turkey, that’s a spread eagle
Huh, TIL why people tie the legs together
This is a really good visual about why people truss their birds. It looks like you’re about to dissect it. Or fuck it.
Save the neck for me, Clark
There ain’t no drum left on them sticks.
it reminds me of cockroach colors
Looks fucking delicious to me
I mean for me it is cooked to perfection
That looks delicious! I like well done food. Idk if it is or not but it does to me! Now I’m hungry! 😋
That’s fire. When skin is like that, it often means that most excess fats are out and it’s just juices and taste.
Oh yeah, you can’t post on the other subs unless your food looks like it came out of a magazine. Their food prolly looks nice and tastes ass.
Looks good! We’ve all seen waaaaaaaaay worse.
Looks like a good turkey to me… it doesnt have any visual flare like some folks like yo give their birds but im sure its good and thats all that matters.
Everything reminds me of her.
Miss my toxica
Turkey looks great but agree that this picture is terrible and doesn’t belong in /r/foodporn , nor is this shitty food so it doesn’t belong here either. Maybe there’s a “my food looks normal” sub you can try
It’s fine! Maybe a tad crispier than I like but fine
Bad photo composition is at fault here.
You’re supposed to shibari the turkey first