Bakery pizza base, chopped jarlic (3-5 large spoon scoops), garlic and basil sauce, pizza mozzarella, old cheddar, rough chopped onion, feta cubes, pineapple tidbits, finished with more cheese (to prevent toppings falling off)

I have been asked to warn the house before I make it, apparently it “smells like an electrical fire!”

I find it absolutely delicious though!!!

by LadyRavenFae

46 Comments

  1. h2opolopunk

    Not a heinous crime, but still a crime. You know what you did wrong.

  2. dwarf-annihilator

    For real? The mods on r/pizza are actually really cool compared to other subs.

  3. Fine_Childhood_6391

    At least you made it yourself instead of buying it from pizza place, so I guess you get pass.

  4. Loud-Firefighter-787

    I get banned from subs too and have no clue why and because most subs do it permanently, ye cant even defend yourself. Reddit definitely has many flaws. I can see how your pizza was yum!

  5. MaiDuuuuude

    I don’t see any problems. People be tripping.

  6. Lead_resource

    Bro what did you use to heat it up your breath?

  7. Classic-Log-6393

    You are supposed to melt the cheese bud

  8. CardiologistPlus8488

    I’ve never hated anything quicker

  9. butcheR_Pea

    Use block cheese. It’ll melt and brown better. Shredded chee has a caking agent on it to prevent sticking but it also prevents a proper melt

  10. WolfieWuff

    I’d want it more cooked, so the cheese was actually melted and bubbly. But it otherwise looks good.

    I’d delete this too, with my mouth!

  11. SportsPhotoGirl

    Only crime imo is the lack of ham and/or bacon. That is the ingredient missing… and maybe a tad less garlic which is saying something for me cuz I do love garlic, just, maybe not that much.

  12. Has anyone else think to use such a combination? It looks pretty decent.

  13. thebittertruth96

    I kept scrolling the photos trying to find the one where you’d cooked it

  14. Obvious-Ad-3500

    Not a crime. Old cheddar doesn’t melt very well but tastes delicious. Looks worse than it is. Too much garlic for me but I won’t yuck that yum

  15. shadiestduke

    Looks fine. But i could land a plane on the amt of crust you left uncovered

  16. _PartyAttheMoonTower

    While technically a pizza crime, it’s kind of shitty that they deleted your post.

    I’ve seen people post far worse looking pizzas, which received feedback on how to improve for next time. Which is far more useful than “This pizza doesn’t meet my standards. Deleted”. It’s not r/foodporn. It’s a sub of people who like/ talk about making pizza.

  17. Downtown_Fan_994

    Did they ban you or should I go back and remind them to?

  18. Shadow_MosesGunn

    That is a ROUGH chop of onion, no protein for it to balance off of either. My pizza pearls, I clutch them.

  19. TheDarbiter

    Looks like a giant toasted Lunchables pizza. I’d fuck it up.

  20. GrippySockAficionado

    Did you cook it on your heating pad or something?

  21. BigPoppaDubDub

    Pineapple but no ham? This pizza needs to go straight to hell

  22. Brianopolis-Brians

    If you made it from scratch not bad, otherwise it’s a crime.

  23. GodOfEnnui

    ![gif](giphy|l1J9APRq3KpgBZhkY)

    Father, forgive him; for he knoweth not the sin he hath committed.

  24. DavieStBaconStan

    As a Canadian I must say we do not claim OP. 

  25. ArcadianBlueRogue

    I say this as someone that could destroy a full size lunchable pizza….

    This was better kept secret.

  26. Loose_Poem_8651

    Is this that Ohio valley style pizza I’ve read about 😐

  27. Other than the pineapple, I’m having a hard time finding anything wrong here. I’m assuming “jarlic” is minced garlic in a jar. I do enjoy some garlic.

    If it’s a crime, ticketable offense, maybe a misdemeanor at the worst.

  28. CCCyanide

    I cannot stand such large chunks of onion. Apart from that, I think it looks … good ???????

    May or may not be cheese bias

  29. defaults-suck

    Way too much cheese. Could have easily used half the amount and then 10 mins would have been fine cook time. I would also cook the onions with the garlic in a pan first to caramelize them for more flavor. And brush some olive oil on the crust ring before cooking for better browning and flavor.