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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 57


I feel pretty good about these, chefs

by F1exican

35 Comments

  1. Humanity_Why

    Woah I’m so early! These look beautiful chef

  2. SoonToBeDeletified

    Freshest I’ve ever been to a chive post, good luck chef.

  4. Food_gasser

    You could dry those out and put them in a salt shaker. Wouldn’t need to make them any smaller.

  6. _darling_clementine

    damn near perfect. you inspire me every day u/f1exican ily

  7. OneTradeAway

    Wishing my username was Reddit so I could say these are perfect. 

  10. JustSomeMindless_

    I would hate for this to end but these look pretty damn good chef! 🥲🥹

  11. Corregidor

    Might be early enough to ask a question!

    So how close to Michelin star are these chives actually? I know people meme on them, but they look really good, but I’m not chef.

  20. News_of_Entwives

    How does it feel that you can summon so many people after a few minutes chopping? (How long **do** you spend on them?)

    There must have been a day when it flipped, from taking you more time to chop, to people taking more time to search.

  22. serenitychick

    Just waiting for someone to read my horoscope based on today’s chives.

  26. AgentBrittany

    I think people just don’t want you to forget about the sub and leave us, so they are finding fault.

  28. Bakeusini

    The day reddit says it’s perfect we are going to celebrate every year as the National Chive day. Can’t wait for that day

  31. TorontoBrewer

    What percentage of these don’t pass? At this point, u/F1exican has gotta be over 99%, and probably coming up to 99.5%.

    Anyways, back to lurking because these are still otherworldly better than I could ever do.

  32. UsernameUnattainable

    On the 57th day of Chivemas, the question posed by me..

    💚 💚 💚 💚
    💚 💚 💚 💚
    💚 💚 💚 💚
    💚💚arma 💚💚razi
    💚 💚 💚 💚
    💚 💚 💚 💚
    💚 💚 💚 💚

    has the

    💚💚💚
    💚 💚
    💚 💚
    💚
    💚 hivelord
    💚
    💚 💚
    💚 💚
    💚💚💚

    💚 Done enough for thee?
    (& himself even more so)

    Are they perfect u/KarmaKrazi? 💚

  33. paxmina

    I am not ready for the end of this era. Chivelord has bettered 2025 in such an inspiring way. What a gift the chives have been!