I’m reheating them in the oven. I’ll let you know how bad my diarrhea is.

by robtheslob

43 Comments

  1. odiin1731

    I might eat 5 day-old Taco Bell tacos, but I would NOT eat 5-day-old Taco Bell tacos.

  2. Wardenofweenies

    I too have eaten the forbidden week old Taco Bell tacos and burritos and turned out just fine

  3. SharkPicnic

    I can look past everything, even the 5 day old tacos, but mild sauce? Do you find Mayo spicy?

  4. JAC693TLM

    I ate 4 day old tacos once and I’m still fine. Not to mention, I ate 4 day old tacos once and I’m just fine.

  5. Alive_Setting_2287

    Fast food is so processed that you could probably eat these tacos a month later and maaaybe get a rumbly tummy, lol. *proper refrigeration of course lol

  6. dimedout333

    omg noooo taco bell doesn’t even taste good fresh, this is literally a recipe for disaster 😭 rip to your bathroom.

  7. Put plenty of diablo sauce on them. Enjoy! (plenty of TP won’t hurt either)

  8. Amphibian-Overall

    With the cost of taco bell nowadays. I don’t blame you lol Godspeed.

  9. Doglover4561

    This is one of those times when I wish misreading something had a better outcome than what was actually written

  10. 40yearoldnoob

    Hey, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, eh? Or maybe makes you piss out of your ass for a bit first…….

  11. chickenemoji

    back when del taco’s taco tuesday had the 3/$1.00 deal, my boyfriend would buy $20 worth and eat them intermittently throughout the week.

    it did not end well.

  12. Appropriate-Sun834

    You gotta be really down bad to have to eat this. Grew up in the jects and didn’t even have to eat this

  13. wooyouknowit

    How much was your total? I’m curious.

  14. Mac_Jomes

    If they were in the fridge they’re perfectly fine to eat. If you just left them on the counter enjoy the food poisoning 

  15. Preemptively_Extinct

    Refrigerated? You’ll be fine.

    Sitting on the counter? Tell your family goodbye.

  16. Gunderstank_House

    You can be sure they are much older than that.

  17. ilovemyorangecat

    Wishing your stomach the best omg

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  18. Potential_Mine9425

    Wasn’t there a post the front page like a few weeks back about a guy that ate week old fettucine alfredo and died from it lol

  19. ames_lwr

    Omg I forgot Americans write the date differently, and for a good few minutes I thought you ordered these on 12th January ⚰️

  20. robtheslob

    Small update. I puked a bit and my tummy hurts. Not sure if it was the Taco Bell though

  21. PeachesLatoure1944

    Id eat them too, and Im not ashamed to say either. Lol

  22. strawberry-chainsaw

    I mean were they refrigerated? If so, you’re fine lol them bitches have so many preservatives in them.

  23. GmeBuckBoi

    If you have a food thermometer make sure they hit 165 or just under that before pulling them out.  So many preservatives you’re likely to be fine

  24. It’s so processed that you prolly won’t notice anything different

  25. Greenville_Gent

    I’d leave the fountain drink alone though, bro

  26. SadlySpooky

    I used to eat Taco Bell stuff older than a week & was never sick, I think I just lucked out.

  27. Just-Challenge-1491

    They left off the rest of the number .. it’s supposed to be 267-8433 cause you goina need a carpet clean after eating that

  28. ATEbitWOLF

    I ate 5 day old turkey taco meat yesterday with no ill effects

  29. trickynik4099

    You don’t have to let us know, we just know