Sometimes I put mustard on pizzq

by Much-Audience-5800

31 Comments

  1. Underpoly

    I’m intrigued but jesus that is a lot of mustard

  2. LitterBoxServant

    Are you a superhero whose power is finishing a bottle of mustard before buying a new one?

  3. MrPantsyFlants

    I actually like mustard on some pizzas. Not that much mustard but I definitely like a pizza that has been in an oven and not just in the same room as an oven. The cheese isn’t even melted.

  4. Ok_Orchid1004

    Pizzq? I’m voting guilty just for the typo.

  5. ratfacedirtbag

    Mustard is a solid condiment for the right pizzas.

  6. Nagoragama

    Now see, if this was pizza, it would be a crime. But mustard is ok on pizzq.

  7. AccomplishedFerret70

    There’s only three things I hate in this world: *people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, the Dutch*, *and people who put mustard on pizza.*

  8. noFUPATooBIG

    Please seek help. Someone out there loves you. No need to torture yourself like this.

  9. FrozenWaffleMaker

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    Guilty.

  10. limpymcjointpain

    I move for two days in the stocks. extra tomatoes for the onlookers to throw.

  11. Big-Foot-141

    I feel you brother. I put mustard on broccoli. And, pretty much everything else! That tang! That Turmeric!

  12. 1000_Faces

    Pizzq must be the word for pizza that is not cooked

  13. Curve_Express3

    Guilty partly for being a dick to the jury

  14. dinglebarryb0nds

    Bread cheese meat, it’s basically mustard on a sandwich. Although marinara is the part that clashes with

  15. bdeceased

    Well that’s fine as long as you’re only putting mustard on pizzq. But if you start putting mustard on pizza, people are gonna have a problem.

  16. Suckyoudry00

    My screen hadn’t scrolled down all the way to see the full photo, and I thought it was a Christmas tree themed pizza.

  17. ShadowElite86

    It’s fine, but if someone hasn’t said it already, you should probably cook the pizza.