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Cutting a quart of chives everyday because its my job and if I don't, I'll get fired.
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Cutting a quart of chives everyday because its my job and if I don’t, I’ll get fired.


Cutting a quart of chives everyday because its my job and if I don’t, I’ll get fired.

by NoSatisfaction5807

33 Comments

  5. exquisite_corpse_wit

    Have you tested that theory? Don’t cut any tomorrow and see what happens

  8. TeMoko

    Knife looks great with the way it’s reflecting the light but kinda makes it look like you are cutting chives under you heat lamps.

  9. seagullfarmer

    Id say it’s perfect but I’m not Reddit

  10. Unfair-Animator9469

    A quart? Jeez dude. How long does it take you? (Don’t lie to me I’ll know)

  14. Jolly-Cabinet-2243

    ![gif](giphy|PPVW16h1Ck7gwXItbf|downsized)

  15. Professional_King790

    You really missed a great opportunity to shape your chives like a Christmas tree.

    What would you use as a topper?

  16. 420SpiderGeek303

    Nice chives chef. Actually, Jeff called out tomorrow, can you come in? Or your fired….

  17. Giant_Rutabaga_599

    Is the golden knife awarded at level 50? Curious.

  22. Ok-Scientist5524

    Why is your knife the spear of Longinus?

  24. Lotuswalker92

    Waiting for u/Karmakrazi to tell me if these are perfect or not.

  26. consumeshroomz

    I’m gonna invent a kitchen gadget that perfectly cuts chives 100% of the time and put an end this.

  27. Biofreak42069

    We all know perfection is a myth. There is only failing, then learning, then death. And I am not reddit, however I would inject these into my veins, they look flawless.

  29. -Jiras

    Damn you did it so long you unlocked the gold knife skin

  30. DodgyRogue

    Nice job but please, for the love of Escoffier, lay your knife down with the blade facing *away* from the work area!

  31. dudeben90

    Let this guy off. I’m happy. This guys chives are fucking brilliant. Let this man go sleep