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I’m making breakfast moves that dieticians cannot even fathom


I’m making breakfast moves that dieticians cannot even fathom

by Business_Artist9177

45 Comments

  4. MannyOmega

    i didn’t realize how vegetable starved i was until i got hungry looking at that raw, uncut carrot, i get it dawg

  5. cornonthekopp

    A fruit, a vegetable, two sources of carbs, and some protein yep thats a nutritionally balanced meal

  6. Sb0y

    I’m curious, do you dip the carrot or just plainly chewing it?

  9. ValuableRiver6859

    That carrot has some suspicious crust on it

  11. withbellson

    Wrapped Ritz banging around in there with unprotected peanut butter. Interesting.

  14. Eastern-Move549

    Someone is keeping their insides in a permanent state of confusion.

  16. Sad_Ocelot_9612

    Never let em know ur next move I guess. Looks good to me!!

  17. KyleCXVII

    That’s like 400 calories worth of peanut butter

  18. El_kakas_de_vakas

    Maybe nutritional balance isn’t the best measure for the quality of a meal

  19. Active-Armadillo-576

    At first I thought the peanut butter was some sort of boiled organ

  20. Ok_Donkey210

    You’re gonna make BOWEL movements that your colon can’t fathom

  21. Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

    Only issue I see is the unpeeled carrot. And it’s not even trimmed.

  24. ThatGirlDedee

    Gotta keep the pancreas on its toes. Respect.

  28. captainzaro

    There’s like 10 different flavors here that’s vile

  30. Sharktooth134

    Do people eat unpeeled carrots regularly?

  31. oniiichanUwU

    The cream on that cupcake looks divine :0

  32. ScarHydreigon87

    Peanut butter with ritz is always a goated combo

  34. ParasomniacInvader

    You at least washed that carrot, right?

  36. dexties

    The adult lunchable of depression and misery.

  37. Avalolo

    I think this would be dietitian-approved if you added a protein (peanut butter isn’t quite enough) and swapped the crackers out for a complex carb source (even whole grain crackers). But it’s not bad at all. Some people have a donut and a coffee for breakfast.

  38. Proletariat-Prince

    This reminds me of a diet that was recommended by the army back in the 80s-90s. It was so random.

  39. Sproose_Moose

    So many people on this sub eat raw, unpeeled carrots.

  41. ImmediateThroat112

    Breakfast of champions or a culinary crime? You decide!

  42. c0neyisland

    I mean that’s not so bad actually? It’s a pretty balanced meal?

  43. Zarkrash

    What a way to have like ~1200 or so calories? (Peanut butter has crazy calorie content)

  45. R4B1DRABB1T

    This looks like my toddler’s idea of a perfect breakfast.