We all hate him.

by Trainsleeze

49 Comments

  1. Coercitor

    I’d report him for using his teeth to cut these.

  2. nyx_draven

    at least they’re bigger than his *thing* so..

  3. melsuarez

    Is he using toy knives? Do they have a Fischer Price logo?

  4. WitchOfThe4Seasons

    Was he playing with a child’s scissors?

  5. ombloshio

    More like “head up his own ass chef,” amirite?

  6. Subject_Ad_4561

    Tell him to quit using the nail clippers

  7. Grigori_the_Lemur

    Interesting that he chose to cut the chives with a hammer.

  8. aquintana

    He’s playing 3d tic tac toe, this way if the FOH runs out of straws he’s got it covered

  9. WaffleHouseGladiator

    I’d rate them 9/11

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    On my way, chef.

  10. Current_Perspective6

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    what a nice view of the city!

  11. What are they for? Stir fry? If so, not bad I suppose

  12. RedditVIBEChecked

    Those are green onions and he has a dull knife. Next.

  13. These are green onions and some asian soups use them in this length

  14. RevelArchitect

    Jesus. People here are really mean about the chives. I don’t think it’s okay. I honestly find it inspiring that a blind person became head chef. That couldn’t have possibly been easy.