Every now and then when a friend of mine eats a pizza I get a DM. I think it’s a crime, he thinks it’s ok.
by 671DON671
24 Comments
Over_Writing467
Your friend is a monster.
Firestorm0x0
I could say something really inappropriate, but…
Discount_Engineer
Find a new friend
Unique-Garlic8015
How have you not chopped their hand off yet?
GuitarLover666
GUILTY.
casrain01
Decapitated the pizzas noooo
PerrMarc
What is wrong with your friend?
IAmTheBoiledFrog
Spank them and put them in time out.
And no more pizza for them.
MansonMonkey
I’m not as food-conservative as others here, so I don’t judge people’s unconventional ingredients. This, on the other hand, is insane.
Da_fire_cracka
Your friend sucks lol wtf who does that to a shared pizza??
Dogekaliber
You think this is bad? My friends brother will wait outside for the pizza delivery and eat all the cheese off the top with his bare hands *then* he brings it inside like a jerk
C0gInDaMachine
Legit question: does your friend fuck pizzas?
Omega21886
stacity
Everyday we stray further away from God.
bustachong
Oh, this is an interesting one because the verdict could be not guilty by reason of insanity.
Prosecution will still press with charges though. This is terror on the highest order.
YourHooliganFriend
He’s a real asshole isn’t he?
cszolee79
who eats pizza with a fork haiyaa
Difficult_Bad1064
I disagree with everyone.
This is brilliant. It prevents floppage when picking up a slice and gives you a space to put a dip.
inevitabledoomcute
make a public arrest!
Honestbabe2021
I am your friend. I looooove just the tips. But I have manners and suffer thru the rest. To be nice!
24 Comments
Your friend is a monster.
I could say something really inappropriate, but…
Find a new friend
How have you not chopped their hand off yet?
GUILTY.
Decapitated the pizzas noooo
What is wrong with your friend?
Spank them and put them in time out.
And no more pizza for them.
I’m not as food-conservative as others here, so I don’t judge people’s unconventional ingredients. This, on the other hand, is insane.
Your friend sucks lol wtf who does that to a shared pizza??
You think this is bad? My friends brother will wait outside for the pizza delivery and eat all the cheese off the top with his bare hands *then* he brings it inside like a jerk
Legit question: does your friend fuck pizzas?
Everyday we stray further away from God.
Oh, this is an interesting one because the verdict could be not guilty by reason of insanity.
Prosecution will still press with charges though. This is terror on the highest order.
He’s a real asshole isn’t he?
who eats pizza with a fork haiyaa
I disagree with everyone.
This is brilliant. It prevents floppage when picking up a slice and gives you a space to put a dip.
make a public arrest!
I am your friend. I looooove just the tips. But I have manners and suffer thru the rest. To be nice!
What is the reasoning for this?
You need to leave him where you found him.
Skip due process. Straight to jail.
And just nip the tip. 🥀