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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit days they’re perfect. Day 59
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit days they’re perfect. Day 59


Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit days they’re perfect. Day 59

by F1exican

31 Comments

  1. FractalsOfConfusion

    As a chives lurker, I am flabbergasted to be the one of the first comments on this post

  2. Latter_Network4879

    They look great chef! Keep up the hard work… forever. 

  7. This-Cicada-5304

    I think your chives have been perfect for many days now. But keep going I enjoy looking at ur chives

  10. walkerlucas

    Woah. Never been this early. Guess I’ll hit up the lounge before takeoff.

  11. Agitated-Quit-6148

    I’m not even a chef. I mentioned this before, but I’m a public defender in rural Tennessee and this sub and you were talked about at my office. Chivegate.

    That’s the only reason I’m in this sub.

    The chive drama.

  14. zvogel21

    The better you get the more I demand from your work.

  17. rocinante_donnager

    i think this may be a case of diminishing returns.

    i maintain that on day 55, perfection was achieved

  21. undercoversurprise

    I love that he’s updated the post to saying “almost every day” 🤣

  25. McChillbone

    Does every commentator have to agree unanimously that they’re perfect or is this simply one man looking for the approval of another man that doodles airplanes?

  26. TheHumanPickleRick

    Day #idk. I have seen such well-done chivery that I begin to think I don’t know what constitues a perfectly cut chive, because they have looked pretty perfect for about a week.

    https://preview.redd.it/2kfs7by7o16g1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65f122350b26f5eba17e28d8f83beecf2bd198ac

    I now begin to suspect that u/F1exican is intentionally leaving one or two imperceptibly imperfect chives as a gentle reminder to us all that perfection is difficult to achieve even for the best chive cutters around. Like a good Chive Overlord should.

  29. Helpful-Conference13

    karmakrazi is on the way, just got stuck in TSA