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Cant stop, won’t stop


Bonus pic with clean pants and an empty tin

by redR0OR

49 Comments

  2. Objective-Eagle-676

    I wish I was half as brave as you. I could never trust my chopstick skills to keep my pants fish grease free 😂

  3. servajugum

    You should start a YouTube channel where you teach this still 😂

  4. First_Strain7065

    You can’t and you won’t and don’t stop!

  6. Lussarc

    I am clearly not skilled enough to try this. I would made so much mess !!

  7. Electrical_Usual_629

    Also this tin of sardines are one of my favorites

  8. showerfapper

    This and the other tin are fine if you’re skilled.

    Do not tempt fate, some tins have devilry wired into their pull tabs. I do not wish for you to meet an oily demise.

  9. RobotWelder

    Fellow lunch on the job site lunatic 👍

  10. littlesisterofthesun

    🎶🎶 There Goes My Hero 🎶🎶🎶

  12. ClubPretend2617

    Solved: This guy is a mechanic and having lunch in other people’s cars 

  13. Tinned_Fish_Tyler

    I mean this genuinely.. I’ve actually never been more impressed by your bravery and you execution.

  14. 87th_best_dad

    I can also keep my pants clean so long as I take them off first

  17. mcs5280

    This type of behavior should appear on Carfax reports 

  19. Sb0y

    A bold choice with the third pedal. Also that tin has juice left.

  20. MurphyBeans

    I wish I could crosspost this to r/IASIP.
    This is packing heavy Dennis Reynolds energy.

  21. Garble7

    Impossible. I get stains just by looking at my clothes

  22. Choice_Process7880

    A fellow traveler dedicated to the lost art of manual transmission. What’s the car?

  24. swipntysnushy

    when life gives you empty tins make art

  26. SlickDillywick

    I just got a new (to me) car… gotta beak it in with some lunch deenz

  27. zaqwertysx

    Those salts are great!! The smoke salt on some deenz goes crazy

  28. misplacedbass

    Hell ya, this is my daily situation. Except I work construction and I use a fork. So if I do spill, they’re work pants so I don’t care!

  29. SushiGradeNarwhal

    If anyone knows, what’s the smokiness level of Bar Harbor vs. Polar? I smoke my own meats, but Polar sardines are the smokiest thing I’ve ever tasted.

  30. booticon

    Nah, I tried this exactly once and spilled oil all over my pants. Had to go back to the office reeking of fish for the rest of the day.

  32. You-are-a-bug

    Ur eating in ur car???? Lets pretend you have no incidents. It will still smell like fish in ur car.. everything has a smell, you have to air out your car to get the smell out.

  34. uglyfatjoe

    I’ve never opened a can where I did not have some drippage or full on spillage. You are one brave soul.

  35. Level-Program-5489

    Didn’t you post yesterday or the day before 🤣

    Also watch out for the oil 😭😭

  36. RogerSack

    “My doctor says it’s very rare. I’m the only kid under 70 to get this outside the Gout Belt in the lower Balkans.” – Bob Hill

  37. blue_dewey

    What are we driving here? I know it’s a manual, but what?

  38. Able_Ear72

    I’ve had my eye on these sardines for a while now, how was it?

  39. QuaidArmy

    I need to find these bar harbor dines. I love their smoked herring.

  40. poolninjas

    I would throw sardines on top of my cream cheese bagels 🥯, be full for the whole day. But you brave bruh.

  42. Substantial_Two_224

    Damn why didn’t I think of chopsticks

  43. irish_taco_maiden

    I’m just so amazed at your lack of oil stains on your pants with this. I love my deens but THEY love landing on my clothes

  46. Repulsive_Spend_5236

    Love those small sardines…my WF stopped carrying them 😑

  49. MurphyBeans

    Eating canned deens in oil, in the car, with chopsticks, AND driving stick taboot!