I've been told that this creation constitutes a pizza crime. It is the culmination of my attempts to create a gluten-free bratwurst pizza.
Previous attempts had too low a meat-to-crust ratio, so I used a pseudo-deep dish profile for this one.
Crust is a gluten-free cauliflower from frozen. Cheese is cheddar and colby jack. Sauce is tomato paste, rinsed sourkrout, black pepper, honey, balsamic vinegar, caraway seed, salt, and marjoram. Then a layer of sautéed peppers and onions, a layer of gf beer-boiled brats, and a Dijon mustard swirl.
I was going for a German-inspired flavor profile and thought it turned out great. Others refuse to even consider the idea that it could qualify as a pizza or that it could be good.
Is it a pizza crime?
by Ok-Hat-8711
12 Comments
Brats are the wurst jaja 😛
Straight to jail.
Belgium?
That is a good looking gluten free crust though
That’s not pizza, but I want it.
Not pizza. It looks like a circular shaped food but that’s about it.
– no cheese, but not cheeseless pizza
– large, unruly toppings
– previously baked and assembled cold
– “crust” has no resemblance to pizza crust other than shape
– sauce appears to be some mayo mustard blend
Pretty sure that’s Weißwurst, but okay.
This pizza is like a War Crime from WW2. The Axis Pizza.
Guilty for gluten free frozen cauliflower crust.
The rest of the toppings should file collectively for damages.
Calling this a pizza is slander.
The size, quantity, and distribution of the wurst is insane without even looking at any of the other infractions you’ve got going on here