Made these melted snowman cookies to bring to my boyfriend’s family Christmas dinner. Sent to a friend and she said they look like cum cookies. Third pic is after I modified the frosting.

by NotYourAverageSof

47 Comments

  1. TheShredder9

    Impressive loads, six of them, too! Also nice cover-up at the end lol

  2. VividFiddlesticks

    LMAO that’s too funny!

    These are super cute though.

  3. Natural-Potential-80

    lol cooling cookies off before applying frosting is vital 😂

  4. totesgonnasmashit

    They look great! Questionable, but great

  5. “I passed out a few times but here’s your cookies”

  6. karoshikun

    those cookies must have taken a lot of hours and energy drinks!

  7. Remarkable_Toe_164

    Is that…. frosting?

    ![gif](giphy|ZR7WOAqLvbZQY)

  8. Walterkovacs1985

    ![gif](giphy|yZQ9jMAwHgjFDe8A8a|downsized)

  9. redclawotter

    what an awesome idea for cookie decorations lol

  10. Specter_Null

    I’m sure that’s what Crowley said too… 😅

  11. I think the layers of frosting help make it really look like it’s melting snow.

  12. Ok_Zookeepergame5141

    Those are cute if you don’t go there…🙁

  13. Bitter_Chocolate_322

    Oh no! This is such a cute idea in theory lmao

  14. Do any of those fucking snowmen ever bust out of their fucking cookies and just shoot a massive load all over the place?

  15. Rick_strickland220

    It looks like someone jizzed all over it!

  16. ThoroughlyWet

    I see you nipped yourself with the zipper, that shit hurts

  17. PretendRelation7924

    Putting the ookie in cookie…

    ![gif](giphy|QxcSqRe0nllClKLMDn)

  18. That-Water-Guy

    Always let the cookies/cake cool before adding frosting.

  19. EnkiduTheGreat

    ![gif](giphy|11ASZtb7vdJagM)

    Looks like we found Nick Manning’s Reddit account.

  20. “Frosting” Yea, I’ve called it that before..

  21. senpaimitsuji

    ![gif](giphy|mEH2SqVPj257XTEKss|downsized)

    Sure

  22. shibby0912

    same thing happened to me, no cap, it was a weird brand of icing from walmart and no one believe me. this even sounds fake, but it’s legit

  23. ComprehensivePin5577

    I swear this is actually what death by snu snu looks like

  24. sparky-von-flashy

    How many cookies did you make? 12, it was exhausting.

  25. nobodyhere_357

    Unfortunate icing aside, this is actually a pretty funny and cute idea for a holiday cookie decoration

  26. Give them the suspicious looking cookies and act like nothing is wrong with them, assert dominance

  27. Excellent_Law6906

    They look so gleeful about their massive loads. They are festive avatars of seasonal debauchery.