For my entire life, my dad cuts steaks in half to see if they’re done cooking, and they’re always incinerated regardless of how we want them done.

by Salty-Passenger-4801

27 Comments

  1. Ahh yes the forever chew cook. Where by the time you’re done your jaw feels like you got into a bar fight and lost

  2. ExtraEmuForYou

    Idunno dude, did you slice the halves in half? Maybe they’re too rare in there.

    No but seriously, two questions:

    1. Have you talked to him about it, and what are his reasons?
    2. Does he have a thermometer? Pretty easy solution.

  3. lukewwilson

    Might as well just eat the hide off the cow

  4. Gotta make sure they’re leathery all the way through! He’s just looking out for you, giving you a nice jaw workout with your dinner

  5. ProgramAdventurous55

    His dad was a doctor. This is the post mortum!

  6. Chrispydounut

    That’s the most depression and driest steak I ever seen

  7. chrisp5000

    The left one looks like a sitting bird staring at you, the right one are hooves, or upside down balls.

  8. Flashy-Bid-7627

    Two sins in this pic, the overdone steak and laying it down on a napkin/kitchen-counter….

  9. goldsheep29

    My dad cooks them til they’re gray as well. My pregnant sister chewed him out and told ME to cook her steak medium rare and I nailed it in one go. Here come the “that cows heart is still beating” comments from my parents while sister chows down with a big grin. A lot of us suffered the gray steak parents. I’m so sorry. At least mine didn’t cut them full in half tho lol

  10. cbunni666

    They look like strong steaks, don’t they?

  11. GuyTheTerrible

    This looks like three day leftovers from the fridge

  12. Background_Honey9141

    Well done but not done well.

  13. D_dUb420247

    He does know you can practically eat it raw right?

  14. maybelying

    By a steak, cook it yourself, and let him eat it so he can taste what a properly cooked steak should taste like.

    Everybody I’ve ever known that preferred medium or well done steaks only did so because that’s what they grew up with and were led to believe if it was pink they would get sick and die. I was one of those people when I was young, and when I had a medium rare steak for the first time, it changed my life.

  15. Recon4242

    These comments make my feel good, even if someone cooks them until they are well done they are at least edible.

    I grew up eating steak medium rare mostly, but that’s beyond cooked.

  16. Hot-Draw9554

    I can see the marks where the jockey was hitting it