Something tells me this won’t go over well.

by jcgreybeard80

35 Comments

  1. For a F&B director, this person sure seems to have a minimal to zero experience and understanding in managing BoH people… 🤣😂

    They genuinely would’ve been better off simply encouraging them to do it! 😅

  2. ValidOpossum

    Best sign I’ve ever seen. The F&B Director has always made the best signs, everyone agrees.

  3. Skeptix85

    I’d keep it up and when they attempt to discipline you, go to HR.

  4. useless_traveler

    some real “there is mo war in ba sing se” energy

  5. Chlorofom

    Where does the F&B director prefer you to do your Trump impersonations? I imagine that host desk on the floor plan would be a good place.

  6. Doesn’t say they’re not allowed in the dining room though….

  7. SomeOldGuy4211

    You know no one knew what impersonations were before me. I started them. A lot of people tell me, “you know should go into show business. I’ve been there, though. the girls are great, let me tell ya.

  8. Radio-Minute

    “ I do the best impersonations. Nobody does impersonations like me.”

  9. JesusStarbox

    Someone should write “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” at the bottom.

  10. Jillredhanded

    It would be hilarious if this was at one of his clubs.

  11. EmergencyLavishness1

    Looks like the food and bev director is the new dictator in charge. Who will be relentlessly mocked/impersonated

  12. A how to guide: How to get people to do even moreso the one thing that you want them to fucking stop doing.

  13. Jealous_Acorn

    When you look at the things and what they’re doing, it’s horrible, it’s a disaster. These are evil, evil people and they hate America. Cooks, I call them. I just came up with that one.

  14. mildOrWILD65

    Dammit Dave, no more shitting your pants! Carl! You cannot grope the women! Pete, ffs, the new waitress is only 17, wtf is wrong with you? No we’re not reporting anyone to ICE, you’ll all be out of a job!

  15. -Gimli-SonOfGloin-

    ![gif](giphy|ikajpym2HQhig|downsized)

  16. Reminds me of the time we were told to stop doing the yak call. And the time after that and the time after that.

  17. wizeowlintp

    not really on topic, but the handwriting is really nice

  18. Popular-Capital6330

    I’m immediately switching to my Nixon impression as often as possible.

  19. Signal_Membership268

    What if someone just acts stupid and greedy naturally?

  20. Dazzling-Jump-1334

    This is the GREATEST sign!! We have THE BEST signs- really AMAZING!! This needs to be BIGGER- we need it UGE!

  21. Someone needs to dye their hair and come in a spray tan

  22. DanimalPlays

    You may as well say they are now compulsory. Also, let me introduce you to a little thing called the First Amendment. Also, satire is protected speech. Basically 100% completely get fucked.

    Edit: Of course, it is a workplace. But like.. come on.. kitchens are pirate ships, and everyone knows it.

  23. Soledaddy873

    I want to be a fly on the wall in that kitchen tomorrow 😂

  24. The-disgracist

    You want everyone to speak in Trump impressions? Cuz that’s how you get that

  25. CantaloupeCamper

    First they came for our Trump impressions….

  26. Smkingbowls

    I’m guessing someone was making ICE jokes with the dishies to much

  27. redditisforsakened

    Did someone shit their pants? I hope no one was raped

  28. Jeramy_Jones

    Someone’s gotta write “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT” at the bottom…

  29. hrmarsehole

    If that was posted in any kitchen I ever worked in, there would be an all Trump day

  30. VincentVanG

    Our carbonara is 👐 the best. Everyone says it. What a word, carbonara. I think it’s French.

  31. We can’t do Trump impersonations anymore? I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time. 

    *hands outstretched*

    We did a lot of amazing impressions. Whether you agree or not they were amazing impressions.