Locking this Brazilian pizza

by lelemito2133

31 Comments

  1. flchckwgn

    Why not? It’s just an open burrito 🌯 😂
    But yeah, it’s so wrong. Straight to jail!

  2. In all my years I have never seen such a particularly heinous pizza crime. I would be shocked if any sane individual would vote innocent. Maximum penalty!

  3. I’d be willing to try it if it weren’t so gloopy.

  4. WildOneTillTheEnd

    It looks like it’s beans on an egg casserole like thing? In which case, I’d probably eat it. But if it’s actual pizza no that’s a crime.

  5. Buhos_En_Pantelones

    Genuine question: why does Brazil have such… unorthodox pizza? Why that country specifically? 

  6. TurtlesBreakTheMeta

    All the prisons on earth and all the punishments in hell are insufficient for evil of this magnitude.

    I do not wish God to have mercy on your soul: I instead wish for God himself to descend from heaven so we can all ask “Why?” as to his reason for allowing the perpetrator even to exist to perform such devilry inside his cosmic plan.

  7. Clear-Kaleidoscope13

    Brazil are the prison crime champions. Comments are utterly shell-shocked.

  8. Over_Writing467

    I’m at a loss for words, the English language doesn’t allow me to express myself.

  9. hatecriminal

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  10. Setsuna00XN

    Looks like something a British would do.

    Off with their heads!😵☠️

    ![gif](giphy|T4TCOdAe4OOUU)

    ’bout to commit some war crimes here.

  11. Lagunamountaindude

    May their children’s children be cursed

  12. Competitive-Age3016

    Points for creativity. Though it’s more of a Quasimodo than a Fabio

  13. NotDaveButToo

    Pizza, or beans on toast *a la* south of the border?

  14. FirstoffIdonthaveshe

    People who put pineapple on pizza, we must set aside our differences for we have a common enemy 😭

  15. qosthanatos

    The person who enacted this idea should be crucified.

  16. Prestigious-Board-62

    Surprised this wasn’t on r/PizzacrimesBrasil

    Don’t click if you have a weak stomach.

  17. i know brazilians eat some fucked up toppings on pizza but please tell me this is fake

  18. silverliningskbook

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