We need a word for the specific anxiety you feel when peeling back the lid, hoping you dont get flicked with fishy oil
We need a word for the specific anxiety you feel when peeling back the lid, hoping you dont get flicked with fishy oil
by pippersstdigs
28 Comments
TonyBird126
Turn the opening side away from you when you peel. Saved me some embarrassment
FujiKilledTheDSLR
Sard-unease
‘deenxiety
Tin tension
SSSS (Sprat spray stress syndrome)
MightBeAnExpert
Deckelspritzensorge.
I-love-seahorses
I just remember what my grandma used to say: Thumb placement is key fam.
cuentalternativa
Stand opposite the side, can also cover with paper towel with your free hand
vanthee-anthee
Im more concern about cutting myself accidentally but yes
borkietriftk2
Oilxiety
cruisingforapubing
So one time I was at a renegade speaker party in the woods and I had won a can of sardines on a dice bet and I was really hungry at like 7 in the morning and I then I remembered that I had that tin of sardines in my back pocket so I triumphantly pull the sardines out, cheered, ripped them open and sprayed my friend with sardine juice and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even apologize for like two minutes his girlfriend was just standing there wide eyed and then she’s like “we were going to go fuck! You ruined it!!!” And it was really cute they’re also getting married this year everyone say congratulationssss
Rubizo
Preventaflick
thatsmilingface
Tinxiety.
TulsisTavern
I personally have anxiety opening it thinking im going to cut my finger every time lol
SuspiciousChicken
Here is the secret: Open it until just the last side is hanging on, then just gently wiggle the top a little bit. It will separate nice and gently, no flicking.
bonsai60
It allways reminds me of a movie where a girl cuts the jugular of her friend with the lid of a can of olives i think it was, idk i saw it more than 10 years ago but that scene is engraved on my mind every time i open a tin.
Fuzzy_Welcome8348
The wink eye
hicbaucufrb4
No worries, us Germans have a specific word for it:Konservenffnungsfurcht
Samurai-Sith
Canxiety
FosseGeometry
Anfishipation
purplepiratecrab
OSS—-. OIL splash syndrome
halpscar
Flickenfish
maarsland
That’s not why I get anxiety over it. My mom was opening one of these when I was a kid, and I don’t know how, but it sliced the fuck out of her hand and she started bleeding into the can🤢
Isnarfedmyself
Splooshed
VerbalGuinea
I can never ever ever remember which way it flicks.
VerbalGuinea
I’ve learned when you get to the end, twist side to side so it doesn’t pop the last seam all at once.
PSN_ONER
All over my work desk…
No_Weakness_2135
I feel like the Germans must have some compound word for that
28 Comments
Turn the opening side away from you when you peel. Saved me some embarrassment
Sard-unease
‘deenxiety
Tin tension
SSSS (Sprat spray stress syndrome)
Deckelspritzensorge.
I just remember what my grandma used to say: Thumb placement is key fam.
Stand opposite the side, can also cover with paper towel with your free hand
Im more concern about cutting myself accidentally but yes
Oilxiety
So one time I was at a renegade speaker party in the woods and I had won a can of sardines on a dice bet and I was really hungry at like 7 in the morning and I then I remembered that I had that tin of sardines in my back pocket so I triumphantly pull the sardines out, cheered, ripped them open and sprayed my friend with sardine juice and I was laughing so hard I couldn’t even apologize for like two minutes his girlfriend was just standing there wide eyed and then she’s like “we were going to go fuck! You ruined it!!!” And it was really cute they’re also getting married this year everyone say congratulationssss
Preventaflick
Tinxiety.
I personally have anxiety opening it thinking im going to cut my finger every time lol
Here is the secret: Open it until just the last side is hanging on, then just gently wiggle the top a little bit. It will separate nice and gently, no flicking.
It allways reminds me of a movie where a girl cuts the jugular of her friend with the lid of a can of olives i think it was, idk i saw it more than 10 years ago but that scene is engraved on my mind every time i open a tin.
The wink eye
No worries, us Germans have a specific word for it:Konservenffnungsfurcht
Canxiety
Anfishipation
OSS—-. OIL splash syndrome
Flickenfish
That’s not why I get anxiety over it. My mom was opening one of these when I was a kid, and I don’t know how, but it sliced the fuck out of her hand and she started bleeding into the can🤢
Splooshed
I can never ever ever remember which way it flicks.
I’ve learned when you get to the end, twist side to side so it doesn’t pop the last seam all at once.
All over my work desk…
I feel like the Germans must have some compound word for that
hengadinka !
Every fricken time…
Anfishitation.