In an alternate universe

by wolfgirlmusic

33 Comments

  1. raabhimself81

    Therapist: Chive man is not real, he can’t hurt you.

    Chive man:

  2. Twat_Pocket

    I appreciate that he went tricolor.

    Much nicer looking for plating.

  3. fleshybagofstardust

    Love the chive blossoms in their hair.

  4. NthLondonDude

    The Chive who stole Christmas?

    ![gif](giphy|D28t0Rto3daKI)

  5. guitarromantic

    God I thought he was chopping his own fingers off at first

  6. stinky_bingus

    Thank you for actually drawing this! Gives it so much charm

  7. Ultrazzzzzz

    this is like if peta supported chive lives instead

  8. Horror-Image8253

    Sign me up for this exchange program

  9. ClimbingInPlace

    sponsored by Philadelphia Soylent Green!

  10. Jinglebell727

    I like that “CHIVE” is a flair now. 😆

  11. reverend_bones

    >It was therefore entirely unprepared for the arrival of the Rraey invasion force, which carried in its numbers a one-to-one ratio of soldiers to colonists. The garrison of CDF troops stationed above and on Coral put up a brief but valiant fight before being overwhelmed; the colonists likewise made the Rraey pay for their attack. In short order, however, the colony was laid waste and the surviving colonists literally butchered, as the Rraey had long ago developed a taste for human meat when they could get it.

    >One of the snippets broadcast to us via BrainPal was a segment of an intercepted food program, in which one of the Rraey’s most famous celebrity chefs discussed the best way to carve up a human for multiple food uses, neck bones being particularly prized for soups and consommés. In addition to sickening us, the video was anecdotal proof that the Coral Massacre was planned in enough detail that they brought along even second-rate Rraey celebrities to take part in the festivities. Clearly, the Rraey were planning to stay.

    *Old Man’s War* – John Scalzi

  12. mhiaa173

    This is disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.

  13. The_Dinky_Earnshaw

    Show me where the bad chive cut you.