I’m not sure? I’d be kinda tempted to try it, if offered. It doesn’t sound too bad.
MrMurderthumbz
Competitive-Age3016
Would. Very much would.
CompetitiveShoe8337
That’s not a pizza crime
h2opolopunk
🤮
PearNo2152
Add asparagus spears and Swiss cheese hollandaise on top, people will swoon over it…salud
Eric_Olthwaite_
Can I just throw up in advance and bypass having to eat it?
shl00m
Seen way worse and if you add some more ingredients it could be one of the standard pizzas where I live….
So for me I see no crime here (even though it doesn’t look any bit appetizing)
Evil__eye737
Smash. Next question.
burner456987123
Crust looks good. The rest looks like I’d be on the toilet fairly rapidly.
PeaTasty9184
I personally hate mushrooms…and it is incredibly ugly. But not a crime. A little weird, but not a crime.
Aggleclack
In all fairness, hollandaise is butter, egg, yolk, cayenne, and lemon. Nothing super crazy. Although the idea of eggs on a pizza does actually sound bad.
Internal_Gur_4268
I bet it would be great – with half that sauce.
Protolictor
I’m not the biggest Hollandaise fan, but I’d try it.
Not sure if crime, see crime potential, only one way to find out.
Abject_Cockroach_373
It looks diseased
guitarhero_dropout
I’d eat it
moochiemoochie924
This looks incredible
Muted_Masterpiece535
My eyes tell me somebody threw up on that pizza. So that is a no for me.
Narrow_String_4831
MrMcgilicutty
Just because it’s not traditional pizza ingredients doesn’t make it a crime against pizzanity. That actually looks pretty damn good to me, and the crust is on point.
INNOCENT!
ManAnimalHybrid
Someone vomited on your pizza.
Phone-Charger
For me, I’m straight up getting sick looking at it. But honestly looks like something my wife would love so… it’s a crime, but not in all jurisdictions!
SilverSpoon1463
Regardless of everything here… Who tf took a bite right out the crust???
sincubus33
I don’t like the appearance but I’m 100% sure it tastes delicious. Maybe a misdemeanor presentation failure
GramsFuneralPyre
Is that a before or after you ate it picture?
jdvanceypants
Looks like how poop sounds
fohacidal
Sounds absolutely stupid and looks absolutely disgusting
DeadEnglishOfficial
Some of y’all don’t seem to understand what food is.
Post are eventually going to be “spackle on top of cardboard with bacon bits sprinkled on top. It was delicious”.
FosterIssuesJones
Crime! It looks like curdled milk and eggs
nazutul
A heinous offense
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
I’d like to see the pizza sliced. An autopsy, if you will.
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I’m not sure? I’d be kinda tempted to try it, if offered. It doesn’t sound too bad.
Would. Very much would.
That’s not a pizza crime
🤮
Add asparagus spears and Swiss cheese hollandaise on top, people will swoon over it…salud
Can I just throw up in advance and bypass having to eat it?
Seen way worse and if you add some more ingredients it could be one of the standard pizzas where I live….
So for me I see no crime here (even though it doesn’t look any bit appetizing)
Smash. Next question.
Crust looks good. The rest looks like I’d be on the toilet fairly rapidly.
I personally hate mushrooms…and it is incredibly ugly. But not a crime. A little weird, but not a crime.
In all fairness, hollandaise is butter, egg, yolk, cayenne, and lemon. Nothing super crazy. Although the idea of eggs on a pizza does actually sound bad.
I bet it would be great – with half that sauce.
I’m not the biggest Hollandaise fan, but I’d try it.
Not sure if crime, see crime potential, only one way to find out.
It looks diseased
I’d eat it
This looks incredible
My eyes tell me somebody threw up on that pizza. So that is a no for me.
Just because it’s not traditional pizza ingredients doesn’t make it a crime against pizzanity. That actually looks pretty damn good to me, and the crust is on point.
INNOCENT!
Someone vomited on your pizza.
For me, I’m straight up getting sick looking at it. But honestly looks like something my wife would love so… it’s a crime, but not in all jurisdictions!
Regardless of everything here… Who tf took a bite right out the crust???
I don’t like the appearance but I’m 100% sure it tastes delicious. Maybe a misdemeanor presentation failure
Is that a before or after you ate it picture?
Looks like how poop sounds
Sounds absolutely stupid and looks absolutely disgusting
Some of y’all don’t seem to understand what food is.
Post are eventually going to be “spackle on top of cardboard with bacon bits sprinkled on top. It was delicious”.
Crime! It looks like curdled milk and eggs
A heinous offense
I’d like to see the pizza sliced. An autopsy, if you will.
Might be good with much much less sauce.
https://i.redd.it/2ub5mtzh489g1.gif
Nothings ng to see, move along.
That looks strange, but in theory it could be tasty. Brown the mushrooms first, though.
Honestly there are better ways to show love than all over a puzza
I’m going to use this as the lock screen on my phone now that I’m on a diet.
Nasty as fuck
Fk off
Fuck roight owf
Bet it’s actually delicious.
It auctually doesn’t seem so bad i’d give it a try