I’m not sure if this is stupid enough, I just know that the snobs on the “good” food subs would not appreciate it and ruthlessly mock it (especially the turds that have never posted a food picture of their own)
by justanyting
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shorynobu
good french pun
gingimli
I like it as long as the meat and cheese pull out easily with the toothpicks.
lostztarboy
I’d eat this! Looks great to me!
Embarrassed_Bid_4970
First off, this isn’t really stupid. It’s a nice presentation. The only possibly stupid part is the disassembly of it to eat it would be somewhat annoying. Second, a major improvement to this would be to use a [Cheese Ball](https://share.google/jFN6SBuqIjSNBPHeg) instead of the foam ball for the base.
howimetyourcakeshop
We had a traditon in The Netherlands on our circle birthday party’s with the family where we, for some reason put half a melon wraped in aluminum foil, on a plate with the flat side down. There where all these skewers on it with blocks of cheese, sausage, fruits and mini hotdogs? It looked like a hedhog.
This is giving me nostaliga.
Also : i would destroy this like Anakin vowes to destroy Obi.
AleksandraMakari
If you make it yourself, it’s a cool idea. Make it for a Christmas party with some kids. It’s be something kids would remember fondly doing with their loved ones.
Fertile_Arachnid_163
Cute
everydays_lyk_sunday
I actually like this one.
Egoy
If I had a nickel for every charcuter-tree I’ve seen in real life this Christmas I’d have two nickels but it’s pretty weird that happened twice.
JuryCharacter840
That’s not stupid
rebelvong1
I mean…I don’t hate this. Doesn’t feel stupid.
Kvalri
A green olive 🫒 on each toothpick would have made it even more Christmasy but I know they’re not very popular lol
Twitter_2006
I like it honestly.
jackthedog2025
Verry vintage vibe .
throw4way4today
This looks like actual hell bc I’m vegan
I’d rather eat an actual pine tree
TexasTantrum
Please tell me you wrapped the tree in cellophane first?
jkurts91
There’s no way I’m getting all those toothpicks out of me.
HarryHatesSalmon

mootsnoot
Looks like more work to prepare than I’d actually put into such a thing, but I’d devour it if somebody else did the deed. Not stupid at all.
trilobright
I actually kind of like this. Like if I went to someone’s holiday party and this was on the hors d’oeuvres table, I’d be at least mildly impressed.
JamToast789
It’s like some weird take on the tree of pain from the Hyperion cantos
Sonarthebat
It’s fine? I’d eat it. It’s just a different presentation.
thelotionisinthebskt
This is not stupid! I love this!
Pretend-Mud8664
Not stupid at all. Genius even!
AnalystNo1864
I love it
Mz_Macross1999
Stupid is a weird way to pronounce EXCELLENCE
ICUMF1962
This would get introduced in a Home Alone movie and later be used against the antagonists in a trap. Maybe wouldn’t pierce their faces but definitely get stuck in their butts.
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good french pun
I like it as long as the meat and cheese pull out easily with the toothpicks.
I’d eat this! Looks great to me!
First off, this isn’t really stupid. It’s a nice presentation. The only possibly stupid part is the disassembly of it to eat it would be somewhat annoying. Second, a major improvement to this would be to use a [Cheese Ball](https://share.google/jFN6SBuqIjSNBPHeg) instead of the foam ball for the base.
We had a traditon in The Netherlands on our circle birthday party’s with the family where we, for some reason put half a melon wraped in aluminum foil, on a plate with the flat side down. There where all these skewers on it with blocks of cheese, sausage, fruits and mini hotdogs? It looked like a hedhog.
This is giving me nostaliga.
Also : i would destroy this like Anakin vowes to destroy Obi.
If you make it yourself, it’s a cool idea. Make it for a Christmas party with some kids. It’s be something kids would remember fondly doing with their loved ones.
Cute
I actually like this one.
If I had a nickel for every charcuter-tree I’ve seen in real life this Christmas I’d have two nickels but it’s pretty weird that happened twice.
That’s not stupid
I mean…I don’t hate this. Doesn’t feel stupid.
A green olive 🫒 on each toothpick would have made it even more Christmasy but I know they’re not very popular lol
I like it honestly.
Verry vintage vibe .
This looks like actual hell bc I’m vegan
I’d rather eat an actual pine tree
Please tell me you wrapped the tree in cellophane first?
There’s no way I’m getting all those toothpicks out of me.

Looks like more work to prepare than I’d actually put into such a thing, but I’d devour it if somebody else did the deed. Not stupid at all.
I actually kind of like this. Like if I went to someone’s holiday party and this was on the hors d’oeuvres table, I’d be at least mildly impressed.
It’s like some weird take on the tree of pain from the Hyperion cantos
It’s fine? I’d eat it. It’s just a different presentation.
This is not stupid! I love this!
Not stupid at all. Genius even!
I love it
Stupid is a weird way to pronounce EXCELLENCE
This would get introduced in a Home Alone movie and later be used against the antagonists in a trap. Maybe wouldn’t pierce their faces but definitely get stuck in their butts.