I wanted some chicken alfredo pizza, ended up settling with this

by Lazy-Operation-8426

19 Comments

  1. AustinBike

    Not just a pizza crime but the pasta police need to be summoned as well

  2. DetroitLionsThreads

    You should really start with none of those things

  3. uphigh_ontheside

    “I wanted chicken Alfredo pizza”. Jesus Christ. You’re the reason the mcgangbang exists and the reason free will isn’t for everyone.

  4. CodenameBear

    Those “Compleats” are so vile… this is truly terrible.

    Jail. Forever.

  5. GoldheartTTV

    Innocent. Bangin’ Chicken Alfredo Pizza, in this economy!?

    You gotta do what you gotta do.

  6. Flat-Avocado-6258

    This is a multi felony in some states.

  7. Sunset_Bleach

    Is it a crime? Absolutely. Jail time mandatory.

    I would also be lying if I told you I wouldn’t smash that.