A thousand curses on the people who market this crap to my elderly parents every year at the holidays.
At best, I’ll use this as a short term chilling plate for seafood, but my knives shall never see this abomination.
by Thatguy468
31 Comments
neep_pie
I bought a titanium that ended up being stamped “SUS 302” or whatever, as in stainless steel. Thanks Spamazon
saki604
I just smoked a joint and thought this was a screen protector that was food grade for a second.
luvdiapsma
But, the space saving handle…
GrantMeThePower
Did you get one of these for christmas too??? Amazing! My sister got this for me….and just earlier in the night overheard me making fun of metal cutting boards hahahah. It was hilariously tragic. And now I don’t know what to do it.
I get nerdy about anything made with titanium, it’s an incredible metal. But a cutting board? Wtf?
uselessandexpensive
Per the description, double-sided cutting boards are more hygienic because you can use one side for the raw food, then flip it over for the cooked food.
That’s right, slice up your meat, get it on the stove, then just flip the board over and you can stand there waiting for the meat to cook instead of washing the cutting board. Washing both the cutting board AND the counter is so much better than using your time wisely!
The one thing I would almost credit them, is that if it were ALL smooth metal, it could probably often be washed without soap and gotten pretty clean, but they ruined that possibility. It’s just a terrible product.
Winterwynd
Y’know what else is ‘food safe and anti-bacterial’, icky Shein/Temu manufacturers? A bamboo or regular white cutting board with an occasional wipedown from a #25 sanitizer cloth. Apply block whitener and/or high-temp dishwasher cycle as appropriate. Why do people waste money on junk like this?
laughguy220
I wouldn’t trust putting anything that was going in my mouth on that. Who knows what it is actually made of, it certainly isn’t titanium.
Diced_and_Confused
Pizza steel maybe?
CantaloupeCamper
🙁
There’s so much shit kitchen equipment and it’s amazing because good quality stuff doesn’t even necessarily cost much….
doc_skinner
My mother just got a set of these. She loves them. “They are so easy to clean and all four of them can hang on one hook!” I told her they were bad for her knives but she doesn’t believe me since they are cutting boards and designed for using knives on.
And yeah, her knives are shit. The only good thing is that she’s old enough that she cuts everything very slowly and deliberately. She’s not banging her knives around and she’s not trying to burn through a pound of chives at a time.
ChefGreyBeard
One of my regulars asked me about these the other day and I had to walk him through all the reasons it’s a terribly stupid idea that is brought to you from the makers of knives trying to sell more knives. I’m telling this story at Christmas dinner the other night and right as I’m getting to “don’t be the kind of stupid boomer that falls for dishonest advertising on social media” my mom interrupts with “I have a titanium cutting board”
barshrockwell
Double sided 🤣 Bet that one kept the engineers up late!
Staff_photo
Can you use it as a pizza steel?
DDR-Dame
Hmmm… maybe you could etch metal art into it?? Can it be used as a cooking sheet?? I literally cannot think of some other use this poor waste of metal… :/
wookiex84
Yeah I’ve been seeing the ad on tv in the morning, my wife came in as I was yelling at the tv over my coffee.
petrichor381
I also got this! Mom insisted it wouldn’t fuck up the good knives… but she, thankfully, didn’t raise a fool.
amandapanda1994
Its sweet of them to get you a gift they think you might like! Even if its not the best choice..
Personnel_5
Titanium Dioxide (for coloring), sure
Friendly-Channel-480
This must be excellent for dulling knives.
spytez
Keep it in the cardboard and use it as a cutting board. Throw it away once the carboard is worn out.
Bad_Day_Moose
I was like hmm titanium tablet case? What’s wrong with that?
Now I’m just angry.
coffeefrog03
My husband bought one. Every time he uses it with my knives I die a little bit inside. He’s refuses to use anything else
Ellyrine
I was literally gifted one of these from my brother-in-law’s family this year; only it’s worse. It doesn’t even have plastic edging. It is a sheet of titanium with a hand hole. I took one look at it and knew I would never use my knives on it.
DrumpfTinyHands
On the bright side, you could chop some chives, dull every knife in the house, and replace the siding on a CyberTruck all with this one product!
And slice your fingers open just trying to move it.
84th_legislature
one of these sitting in my living room untouched as we speak lol
TimelyScience9063
In-laws and parents both have these now…whyyyyy….
bullterriermommaof2
I have no idea what this iz
PapaSmurphy
Find a local place that does engraving, get something neat on it, hang from the space-saving hanging handle and you’ve got yourself some home decor right there.
Gimpy1405
This is the new 2025 version of the old horrible glass cutting boards.
Ruin your knives the modern way!!!!!
Altruistic-Oil-9686
If you like to make your knives from scratch, you could melt it down in a crucible! 😂
31 Comments
I bought a titanium that ended up being stamped “SUS 302” or whatever, as in stainless steel. Thanks Spamazon
I just smoked a joint and thought this was a screen protector that was food grade for a second.
But, the space saving handle…
Did you get one of these for christmas too??? Amazing! My sister got this for me….and just earlier in the night overheard me making fun of metal cutting boards hahahah. It was hilariously tragic. And now I don’t know what to do it.
https://preview.redd.it/d17xw5p798ag1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870aede3a41c45e7ec6fe0244622f66c0a503645
I get nerdy about anything made with titanium, it’s an incredible metal. But a cutting board? Wtf?
Per the description, double-sided cutting boards are more hygienic because you can use one side for the raw food, then flip it over for the cooked food.
That’s right, slice up your meat, get it on the stove, then just flip the board over and you can stand there waiting for the meat to cook instead of washing the cutting board. Washing both the cutting board AND the counter is so much better than using your time wisely!
The one thing I would almost credit them, is that if it were ALL smooth metal, it could probably often be washed without soap and gotten pretty clean, but they ruined that possibility. It’s just a terrible product.
Y’know what else is ‘food safe and anti-bacterial’, icky Shein/Temu manufacturers? A bamboo or regular white cutting board with an occasional wipedown from a #25 sanitizer cloth. Apply block whitener and/or high-temp dishwasher cycle as appropriate. Why do people waste money on junk like this?
I wouldn’t trust putting anything that was going in my mouth on that. Who knows what it is actually made of, it certainly isn’t titanium.
Pizza steel maybe?
🙁
There’s so much shit kitchen equipment and it’s amazing because good quality stuff doesn’t even necessarily cost much….
My mother just got a set of these. She loves them. “They are so easy to clean and all four of them can hang on one hook!” I told her they were bad for her knives but she doesn’t believe me since they are cutting boards and designed for using knives on.
And yeah, her knives are shit. The only good thing is that she’s old enough that she cuts everything very slowly and deliberately. She’s not banging her knives around and she’s not trying to burn through a pound of chives at a time.
One of my regulars asked me about these the other day and I had to walk him through all the reasons it’s a terribly stupid idea that is brought to you from the makers of knives trying to sell more knives. I’m telling this story at Christmas dinner the other night and right as I’m getting to “don’t be the kind of stupid boomer that falls for dishonest advertising on social media” my mom interrupts with “I have a titanium cutting board”
Double sided 🤣 Bet that one kept the engineers up late!
Can you use it as a pizza steel?
Hmmm… maybe you could etch metal art into it?? Can it be used as a cooking sheet?? I literally cannot think of some other use this poor waste of metal… :/
Yeah I’ve been seeing the ad on tv in the morning, my wife came in as I was yelling at the tv over my coffee.
I also got this! Mom insisted it wouldn’t fuck up the good knives… but she, thankfully, didn’t raise a fool.
Its sweet of them to get you a gift they think you might like! Even if its not the best choice..
Titanium Dioxide (for coloring), sure
This must be excellent for dulling knives.
Keep it in the cardboard and use it as a cutting board. Throw it away once the carboard is worn out.
I was like hmm titanium tablet case? What’s wrong with that?
Now I’m just angry.
My husband bought one. Every time he uses it with my knives I die a little bit inside. He’s refuses to use anything else
I was literally gifted one of these from my brother-in-law’s family this year; only it’s worse. It doesn’t even have plastic edging. It is a sheet of titanium with a hand hole. I took one look at it and knew I would never use my knives on it.
On the bright side, you could chop some chives, dull every knife in the house, and replace the siding on a CyberTruck all with this one product!
And slice your fingers open just trying to move it.
one of these sitting in my living room untouched as we speak lol
In-laws and parents both have these now…whyyyyy….
I have no idea what this iz
Find a local place that does engraving, get something neat on it, hang from the space-saving hanging handle and you’ve got yourself some home decor right there.
This is the new 2025 version of the old horrible glass cutting boards.
Ruin your knives the modern way!!!!!
If you like to make your knives from scratch, you could melt it down in a crucible! 😂