PURE Grade A Reddit fuckery

by EyeSimp4Asuka

19 Comments

  1. Tenshiijin

    Im glad people have moved on from pineapple and are now all in on that corn debate instead.

  2. ForeverBoner215

    ![gif](giphy|dGTofP3XvOSmfkkueE|downsized)

  3. An elote pizza doesn’t sound too bad actually.

  4. Our Redditor is drunk by admission. Leave them be.

    I vote leniency.

  5. This particular pizza looks gross

    Corn on pizza sounds great and I’m gonna try it

  6. humourlessIrish

    This pizza is bad despite the corn. Not because of it

    Korn is awesome

    ![gif](giphy|12T1BOThYwulP2|downsized)

  7. AdExcellent1745

    I loved pizza day in school because they always had corn with it. I took that rectangle cardboard pizza, dipped it in ranch, and dipped it in corn. it was delicious and I think about it often.

  8. Vice4Life

    This is going to be my Midwestern US upbringing showing. Canned corn is an abomination and shouldn’t be put on or in anything ever, for any reason.

    This criminal is not only guilty, but also a monster.

  9. Unresentful_Cynic

    Corn on pizza is actually really goodm. We used to take it off the salad line and cook it in our staff pies.

  10. zukiraphaera

    The only time I’ve ever seen or heard of corn on pizza is from Brits.

    I witnessed it once, and died a little bit inside.

  11. swimmingdaisy

    Ive defended corn on pizza before, but this is a different case

  12. Oh4GoodnessSnakes

    This? Gross. Elotes on a Southwestern-ish pizza? Absolutely fantastic **if done correctly**, which cannot be stressed enough. If done incorrectly, it’ll be absolutely horrid, and only el doggerino will get a kick out of it. There’s a pizza pub near my house that does a “Texican” deep dish. Street-style corn is involved, and it’s one of the better pies I’ve had in my life.

    Edit: Speling is now ficksd

  13. FitExample2833

    A small amount of corn is acceptable, but making it the main event is too much. Too sweet to blend well with the tomatoes and cheese.
    The vilest thing I’ve ever had on a pizza is tinned mandarin oranges. 🤮

  14. rayquan36

    Innocent – It’s probably good. Corn and cheese is a very popular ramen topping in Korea.

  15. That-Employment-5561

    People should really normalize adding shit to frozen pizzas, both veg and meat; that’s not a crime, that’s topping.

    You can’t fault corn on pizza; it goes great with tomato and cheese; add some slices or cubes of chorizo and a pinch of spinach on top and you’re eating like a king.

    And how the fuck do people claim this looks less appetizing than a basic frozen pizza? We see 15% crust, 10% corn and 75% cheese. Are y’all saying melted cheese is unappetizing? One of the 3 key parts that define a pizza?!?