This guy is worried about toppings distribution, I want to know exactly what that “sausage” is made of.

19 Comments

1. 

   dbowman97 3 months ago

   Pinched out fresh daily.

2. 

   splitmeasunder 3 months ago

   r/shitfromabutt

3. 

   EvaTheE 3 months ago

   It’s like they took a small dog, gave it laxatives and squeezed the dog over the pizza.

4. 

   turquoise_amethyst 3 months ago

   It looks like squirrel droppings

5. 

   DrunkFatMan 3 months ago

   100% came from a bag. All the brands Hormel offers on the left. The Fontanini product is damn tasty, but def lacks a “rustic, authentic” appearance.

   https://preview.redd.it/ngr2tis19eag1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5191da555b7980965f0ed7ed4213b4d01e37f5cb

6. 

   git0ffmylawnm8 3 months ago

   I’ve had beer shits more consistent than those sausages

7. 

   Neverlast0 3 months ago

   Just fold it over.

8. 

   Genuine-Farticle 3 months ago

   It kinda looks like poop but I’m certain I’d get over that real damn quick.

9. 

   MushmallowSprinklees 3 months ago

   Rabbit grunties.

10. 

    Routine-Ad689 3 months ago

    Those sausages look sus

11. 

    That-Employment-5561 3 months ago

    TIL that apparently Domino’s does frozen pizzas.

12. 

    Trees_are_cool_ 3 months ago

    They only wanted turds on half.

13. 

    lostgravy 3 months ago

    Watch me pull a rabbit out of my…. Hey what’s going on here?

14. 

    Either_Clock5248 3 months ago

    It looks like literally shit droplets

15. 

    ConnectBad1007 3 months ago

    Looks like my dogs turds when I change up his food order

16. 

    ALWanders 3 months ago

    2 rabbits, one had diarrhea

17. 

    DavieStBaconStan 3 months ago

    I saw the original war of the roses movie. I’m not eating the pizza.

18. 

    Kodiak01 3 months ago

    It is clearly /r/Poopfromabutt.

19. 

    cabezon83 3 months ago

    I’m so sorry, my dog took a shit on your pizza.