* Palermo’s primo thin pizza – 435 cals for half and it’s so fire

* Marzetti caesar dressing (thinned with unsweet almond milk) – 50 cals

* Parmesan – 15 cals

* (Salad seasoned with crushed red pepper, ground pepper, garlic salt & a pinch of truffle hot sauce)

by MOMTHEMEATLOAFF

25 Comments

  1. There ain’t no way. This is dangerous information to have. 🤣

  2. SumFriesWithThatSalt

    Each of the those slices being 110 cal is crazy

  3. tunatoogood

    There’s a Chicago deep dish pizza place near me that says a slice is 110 Cals and they give like 12. Crazy how pizza can be so good so filling and honestly low cal if done right

  4. discoteen66

    Palermo’s Primo Thin is soooo good. I got it all the time in Milwaukee. Can’t find it in Chicago

  5. Fragrant-Might-7290

    Pizza and Caesar salad is like my favorite combo but I go full high cal all in when I do it 🤤 never considered of trying a lower cal version

  6. Responsible_Neck_942

    I see my future for for my birthday and it is bright ✨🕺🕺🕺✨

  7. GoodStuffOnly62

    I am so delighted by this post and legit thrilled for you! I am also jealous that I apparently can’t find that pizza locally. I am getting back on the wagon with CICO and this post for real helps makes me excited about it again, thank you!!

  8. succulentphysique

    I don’t even know how that’s possible! I wish we had it here!

  9. truenoblesavage

    get the fuck out no way that pizza is that few calories 😭

  10. darinehughes

    My brain read “Little Ceasars Pizza,” and then I had a stroke. But I’m okay now.

  11. herefor_dagarden

    Yaaas. I had an 800 cal dinner with 3 slices pizza and a salad with buffalo sauce 2 days ago 🥵

  12. Half a pizza being just 435 kilocal is incredible

  13. Mediocre-Pizza-Guy

    I don’t know why some people are freaking out…pizza doesn’t have to be super calorically dense.

    A Jack’s Original Cheese Pizza is 910 calories (455 per half) and it’s 13.8oz.

    What OP had is a lesser known frozen pizza, the website I’m looking at says it has 880 total (so 440 per half). And it’s only 13oz of food.

    There is no reason to think it’s wrong. It’s entirely on par with similar pizzas.

    Yes, the FDA allows the reported number to be +/- 20%. Instead of 440, it might be 480. That’s true of all foods.

  14. juandonly01

    Newmans own Stone Fire crust Magherita pizza is similar in size and cals as well if not better! 13.1 Oz for whole pizza and 790 calories. Would be ~400 calories for half and it’s delicious. Marzetti also has a simply version of the dressing that is 50 cals per serving

  15. Sarah1001Green

    Now, here’s the deal…. can we HAVE THE STORE LOCATION DEETS, of this mysterious pizza! 😅🤣😂