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Monstrosity my roommate made vs my cucumbers 4 ways
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Monstrosity my roommate made vs my cucumbers 4 ways


Monstrosity my roommate made vs my cucumbers 4 ways

by smthsmthinsidejoke

23 Comments

  1. Naysayer68

    Slicing a cucumber in three different directions doesn’t count as three ways.

  3. DirgeWizlon

    I can see tomatoes, spinach and maybe mackerel. What on earth is the rest? Lorne?

  8. Glum_Bug_9714

    Vegans trying to justify eating shit that all tastes the same

  10. UnhappyFun9

    Does the second slide count as a “girl dinner”?

  11. CBAnarchy28

    Definitely da fishy… what are you nuts 😄 I kidd ,I kidd

  12. LOTRfreak101

    OP, you are only having cucumber 2 ways.

  13. Rich-Reason1146

    When I hear cucumber four-ways, I expect to see two couples with vegetables protruding from their orifices. Your picture was the most disappointing

  15. amongthemaniacs

    I hope your friend was nice enough to share lol

  16. essbeethree

    I love cucumbers. But are they soaked in a way we don’t see? Lol

  17. Omwtfyu

    I’d take what’s in the bowl over the plate of veggies a la delulu.

  18. OneNoteMan

    Why does the first pic look like they’re not finished cooking? (Maybe marination, but I think the meat is cooked, but I don’t eat it so idk).

  19. stlchapman

    Is your roommate a Cane Corso from Instagram?

  20. lechatsage

    Well, I think I prefer the monstrosity. Your cucumbers are lovely, and I don’t object to a snack of just cucumbers. But the “monstrosity” is a pretty nice meal of varied nutrition.

  22. Ruin369

    I would take the first one over the cucumber.

  23. Existing-Move-2646

    I would absolutely destroy both of those delicious meals and wash them down with a tall glass of perfectly room temperature buttermilk.