Those blueberries should be muddled a bit. Nobody wants to chomp into a whole blueberry
Mostly_Apples
Lazy.
AgentXrange

LuckyZygote
I love cream cheese and olive sandwiches. Always toast the bread.
Wonderful_Use_7754
Does it have the same taste as blueberry cream spread?
Unable-Finish-5448
Please this is so god damn funny
Gloomy-Restaurant-42

Acrobatic-Second-166
They said, “take this and go back to Michigan, bitch.”
Exact_Comparison_792
That’s not even shitty. That’s disgusting. Way too much cream cheese. You didn’t even mull the Blueberries to to get blueberry flavor across the entire bagel. 🤦♂️
Witty_Primary6108
That doesn’t look bad right about now. I shouldn’t have looked while starving.
Background_Essay_676
I’m interested.
Global-Reindeer7364
I live in Manhattan, and you bought a weird bagel my dude…. go ask for ur money back, with those black olive lookin blueberrries….
purpleurcle
They definitely respected the shmear on that
rotobot
Nevermind the blueberries, that’s a disappointing amount of cream cheese for a “New York style”
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Is it raw?
2 bloobs
I thought those were black olives
Thank God we got some feet action going
Those blueberries should be muddled a bit. Nobody wants to chomp into a whole blueberry
Lazy.

I love cream cheese and olive sandwiches. Always toast the bread.
Does it have the same taste as blueberry cream spread?
Please this is so god damn funny

They said, “take this and go back to Michigan, bitch.”
That’s not even shitty. That’s disgusting. Way too much cream cheese. You didn’t even mull the Blueberries to to get blueberry flavor across the entire bagel. 🤦♂️
That doesn’t look bad right about now. I shouldn’t have looked while starving.
I’m interested.
I live in Manhattan, and you bought a weird bagel my dude…. go ask for ur money back, with those black olive lookin blueberrries….
They definitely respected the shmear on that
Nevermind the blueberries, that’s a disappointing amount of cream cheese for a “New York style”