The saddest bologna sandwich ever



by mfenton29

37 Comments

  1. BrokeButFabulous12

    This is just painful to watch man…

  2. Something is missing here (aside from a sense of taste) did he take the cheese off and flip it? And why did the cheese turn green!?

  3. Late-Possession7885

    I know someone with a gluten allergy. I’ve seen them regularly consume bread – balogna – cheese sandwiches. Cold. No mayo or S&P or mustard either. They “don’t mind it”

  4. SzokeCiklon

    is there a long hair sticking out of his mouth right at the very end? 🤢

  5. That is what happens when you let Ben Affleck from temu cook.

  6. More processed food than that is literally plastic

  7. PogintheMachine

    This may be sad, but in terms of bologna sandwiches it could get a lot lot sadder.

  8. -AnotherHermit-

    Notice how he didn’t chew or swallow. This is just rage bait.

  9. Bright_Resist_4580

    What was that look at the end?
    Like he was regretting all of his life choices in 3 seconds.

  10. switchbreed

    Well this is better done as a burger style sandwich. But you need pretty good quality bologna

  11. Tenshiijin

    The long hair from a dog or his wife dangling down stuck in his beard is a nice touch.

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  12. DiverseVoltron

    This ceremonious jackwit fuckery has to be some kind of food porn. It’s like a BDSM lite food fetish and rage bait at the same time.

  13. MaliciousMilkshake

    Who puts mayo on ONE SIDE OF THE BREAD!?!? Ragebait accomplished. 😣

  14. SparkyCorkers

    Thats isnt cheese. That is some overprocessed something, but isnt cheese.

  15. acebender

    I’m afraid those dogs are going to be the receptacle of that “recipe”

  16. Suspicious_Note9801

    Apart from the bread, that IS NOT FOOD 🤢🤢

    Edit: and there is no way these people even eat like this. Look at their house, they are not eating crap like this.

  17. XDDDSOFUNNEH

    They always apply condiments like aliens that have no idea how condiments are supposed to be spread on bread.

  18. generalmillscrunch

    Bro can’t even spread mayo on a piece of bread correctly

  19. SapphireSire

    I was expecting the 5 remaining bolognas to be missing from the first table…and the dogs looking happy.

  20. orphan_blud

    Bro has the most womanly hands I’ve ever seen.

  21. Classic-Exchange-511

    This is so fucking funny to me lol

  22. MugRuithstan

    I feel like this is a hate crime against me and my appalachian kin.

  23. allayarthemount

    This doesn’t belong here, the guys are obviously baiting

  24. beerintrees

    The way he spreads the Mayo mustard makes me think this is rage bait.

  25. MusicianBudget3960

    I die a bit inside when yall call this thing bologna

  26. Fit_Recover_2879

    Hot skillet. Food goes in a hot pan. What the fuck is wrong with the world. You can make whatever wierd shit you want just put it in a hot fucking pan. Everyone knows this this is how anyone anywhere anytime cooks. Fucking fuck!

  27. metalgeardaz

    I love how he neve chews or swallows the bite, hes just waiting for the camera to stopnl rolling so he can spit it out.

  28. Professional_King790

    This guy clearly can’t cook but knows how to video himself. Hopefully he tries other things in life like swimming or skydiving.