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My new knife won’t fit in my knife roll…
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My new knife won’t fit in my knife roll…


My new knife won’t fit in my knife roll…

by Serious_Jeweler8780

43 Comments

  1. SnackyShark

    Ah yes. You studied the blade, blade, blade, blade and other blade.

  2. heartofsn

    There’s a samuraight way to do things and a samurong way to do things.

    This is the latter.

  3. TheActualAWdeV

    eh, just leave it out and only bring it on the days you need to cut tatami.

  5. AdDramatic5591

    I think your long knife is usually only used in mall food courts.

  9. Alfred_The_Sartan

    Only appropriate knife for dressing a bull in Cambodia

  11. TrainAccomplished606

    For when the server asks you for that eggless omelet

  12. Then-Reflection-7511

    Ahh. You’re slicing kobe the traditional way.

  13. activelyresting

    How finely can you cut chives with that?

  14. maybecatmew

    It’s alright, I’d be happy to receive that Knife

  15. BinturongHoarder

    Keep the poop knife away from the kitchen tools or so help me

  17. DeadEnoughInsideOut

    Its glorious nippon steal folded over 1000 times, not rolled. I think this should help clarify the issue at hand

  18. carsndogs420

    Lol always wanted to shred some lettuce and cabbage with a shredding knife

  22. Money_Designer

    Wrap it in a couple kitchen towels and carry it

  23. Known-Relationship71

    Bet you could cut the perfect chives with that on your first attempt.

  24. Been3Years

    You really shouldn’t keep your chive knife with your other knives like that.

  28. Turakamu

    Is this some sort of joke post? You have a stealth for your sword right there. Just wear it on your waist until you get to work.

    Then switch to your smaller knives.

  29. Erestyn

    Dude, it’s a Japanese knife. It’s supposed to be folded ffs.

  30. tatk_tale310

    Not me eyeing your monogram handles and thinking I could just scratch over 1 letter to make them mine haha

  31. musicman9492

    It’s dangerous to go alone, chef! Take this.

  32. catwiesel

    Ill take it off your hand and give you a knife for it

  34. lycnfr

    When a Blades member says fuck it and becomes the chef (sorry I’ve been playing a lot of Elder Scrolls)

  36. smurf2576

    I think you’re supposed to wear the sword to work.

  38. Trick421

    Astronaut 1: Wait, it’s another chive knife?

    Astronaut 2 *holding gun*: Always has been.

  39. house_husband44

    What a beautiful fillet knife, too bad it doesn’t fit ☹️

  40. CathedralEngine

    I used to work with a chef whose daily driver chef knife was a 18” scimitar.

  42. aloysiuslamb

    You wouldn’t have this problem if you also properly invested in that Paris Hilton knife block.