I get ridiculously attached to the knives I use and I know as soon as the shitty handle breaks I will get it a new one fitted. So I need an extra knife until the new handle is done.
by sideTABLE333
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fartsonyourmom
That’s hot.
Rarek
The audacity of this meme
Spiralecho
Intentional redundancy is so hot
CoppertopTX
Y’all find this highly amusing, but I would have killed for that set on my first line job – it would have guaranteed none of the boys would have touched my knives.
When I went into working for a computer reseller, every last bit of my tool kit was in blinding hot pink. It’s the best way for the only female in the group to keep track of her tools.
Very-very-sleepy
lmao…I have no idea if you all are being serious or not but the Paris Hilton knives being popular on this subreddit was NOT on my bingo card. 😂
DeezNutsOnYourChin42
I think the best one is the Paris Hilton Brand Thermometer, you can tuck it into the side of your chef whites and it looks fabulous sticking out all heart shaped.
omega_grainger69
Buy 4 and receive a free continental breakfast.
NotMyFirst_LastName
I would love to see the looks on people’s faces when these start popping up on stations.
ThreeKiloZero
Enter: blinged out knife craze
neurotic-pineapple
I may or may not have just bought some too. The hearts are so cute! I know they won’t be great, but we are allowed our guilty pleasures.
seppia99
I know that I cannot wait to be able to scrub gunk out of the tiny little heart shaped holes in my new and ridiculously expensive, complete and utter bullshit knife!
Edit: just looked up the prices and they’re actually not that expensive. But I would skip the knives and buy the “That’s Hot” oven mitts instead.
False_Ad_8026
Where are you all finding this knife, I’m dying over here
Jamangie22
this is one of my fave movies and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it memed this way, I love it
sovlex
Omg omg Devil wears Paris Hilton. I want to order at least one set right now But what holds me is a hope that Barbie will come up with one soon enough and this will be the hit of all time.
Professional-Bus5473
Good bye practice slicin’ chives HELLO Paris Hilton knives
JutsuSchmutsu
I’m upvoting cause the meme is funny, not because I support the Paris Hilton knife.
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That’s hot.
The audacity of this meme
Intentional redundancy is so hot
Y’all find this highly amusing, but I would have killed for that set on my first line job – it would have guaranteed none of the boys would have touched my knives.
When I went into working for a computer reseller, every last bit of my tool kit was in blinding hot pink. It’s the best way for the only female in the group to keep track of her tools.
lmao…I have no idea if you all are being serious or not but the Paris Hilton knives being popular on this subreddit was NOT on my bingo card. 😂
I think the best one is the Paris Hilton Brand Thermometer, you can tuck it into the side of your chef whites and it looks fabulous sticking out all heart shaped.
Buy 4 and receive a free continental breakfast.
I would love to see the looks on people’s faces when these start popping up on stations.
Enter: blinged out knife craze
I may or may not have just bought some too. The hearts are so cute! I know they won’t be great, but we are allowed our guilty pleasures.
I know that I cannot wait to be able to scrub gunk out of the tiny little heart shaped holes in my new and ridiculously expensive, complete and utter bullshit knife!
Edit: just looked up the prices and they’re actually not that expensive. But I would skip the knives and buy the “That’s Hot” oven mitts instead.
Where are you all finding this knife, I’m dying over here
this is one of my fave movies and I don’t think I’ve ever seen it memed this way, I love it
Omg omg Devil wears Paris Hilton.
I want to order at least one set right now
But what holds me is a hope that Barbie will come up with one soon enough and this will be the hit of all time.
Good bye practice slicin’ chives HELLO Paris Hilton knives
I’m upvoting cause the meme is funny, not because I support the Paris Hilton knife.
This is the best follow up to chivegate.
Ads?????
https://preview.redd.it/4cw3ea00btbg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e2bf255d7677955cb2f28796b9d9ccebb5ce85
Don’t forget the matching sharpener!
I did just order 2 “unicorn” colored Kuhn Paring knives and I’m not going to apologize.
https://preview.redd.it/yljaehwkdtbg1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55792594ab9ed38b127408bb3c332de4db1ad325
Is the timing on this just coincidental?
https://preview.redd.it/m2bclilfdtbg1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a412c50c42c9e0f9b804b20d1ff804b43f11d032
Paris Hilton’s PR team right now “lord I saw what you did for chives and we’re just asking for a smidge of it”
2026 is so weird already.