In the weeds Chef, can’t go off line go a smoke

by FibroBitch97

21 Comments

  1. Great-Elevator3808

    If that were a thing, Zyns could be considered stock cubes…

  2. pak_sajat

    Thomas Keller got annoyed with Bourdain going to smoke between courses, because it disrupted the pacing. So, they created a tobacco infused panna cotta to quickly serve him before he had the chance to get up and go outside.

  3. Status-Carob-5760

    I made tobacco tea as an organic pest spray once to try and tackle a caterpillar infestation on some weed plants. It was the so foul smelling and didn’t work that great

  4. SoftestBoygirlAlive

    No but as I learned at Das Cortez coffee shop in Tijuana, tobacco is insanely delicious in a cafe latte and produces the most gentle, heavenly buzz imaginable.

  5. the_deadcactus

    I thought it was a broth if you boil a bone.

  6. Forsaken_Quiet5944

    You know that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer put those addictive chemicals into tomatoes? Yeah that’s what gonna happen, you’re gonna make banks.

  7. JackRusselFarrier

    Cooking hack: Find a friend who enjoys chewing tobacco. They often leave cups of concentrated soup stock lying around! Yum!

  8. That is called nicotea, and it is fucking disgusting. Good luck.

    The one and only time I’ve ever encountered the stuff, it was made by a line cook in a hotel room percolator. Just the smell alone… 🤢

  9. Flussschlauch

    Potatoes, aubergine, tomatoes and peppers contain nicotine 🚬🚬

  10. juan_humano

    In an era before the internet when it was easier to be uninformed I decided to make some beer with tobacco as a flavoring. I would say that it was undrinkable, except that I found plenty of people (college kids) who were willing to drink just about anything with alcohol in it.

  11. xfireperson1

    This is the stew that makes you blind for a day

  12. ProtonHyrax99

    One cigarette wouldn’t do it, but tobacco tea is actually super dangerous. Really easy to get nicotine poisoning, potentially fatally.