It is an entire head of lettuce, topped with processed ham, Swiss cheese, and thousand island dressing. There is a slice of rye toast on the bottom. I think the bacon is just a garnish.
by LandOfAhZ
36 Comments
Hopeful-Ocelot4692
In-n-inside-out
StillMarie76
What country is this?
Donkeybrother
Blobb salad
Beautiful-Front-5007
I like heart of lettuce salads as much as anyone else but yeah it’s a bit much. How much did it cost?
WillUSee
I’m sorry, is that a waffle on the bottom?
Boostmachines
Meat salad – yes!
lackaface
Hahahahahaha what the fuck. I’d be tempted to pick it up and huck it at a wall.
CommonBroccoli
What….uhh, what is that supposed to be?
LatinaL0ca
This is the stupidest food I have ever seen.
Dkjq58
Field’s special salad at the Walnut Room in Chicago which is apparently located in Macys department store. Honestly this looks like it’d be pretty good once you chopped it up.
TheDevilsCoffeeTable
Where is this? As a fellow cook I would very much like to visit this place
LandOfAhZ
She knew what she ordered! She actually wanted this!!
GuyTheTerrible
“Hey ChatGPT, make me a salad”
potliquorz
That’s a strange wedge salad, and I love wedge salads.
TheyCallHimTerrance
I’ve come across some wedge salads in my life, but this absolutely takes the cake
scubadudewithaknife
I have never sent food back in my life, I would 100% send that back if they brought it to me!
BigChallengesStan
what in the heck???
Original-Fig4214
I think I’d eat that and be happy.
BigBeeOhBee
You failed to mention the beautiful bamboo toothpick thingy holding not only a succulent olive but a fragrant onion slice as well.
Edit: forgot to add the fresh marzanno tomato slice from the hills of Italy.
Nixe_Nox
What a glorious sample of truly stupid food. I love it!!!
cornishpirate32
i was going to say you didn’t order that anywhere, but you did, it’s a thing, **Marshall Field’s “The Field’s Special” salad**
**why? just why?**
Futur3_N0maD_26
“I went to culinary school to prepare THIS crap?”
vigilantesd
No different than a ‘wedge’ salad, just more lettuce.
Suitable-Opening3690
So unwashed lettuce. Cool.
fearlesskittenmitts
What in the deconstructed hell is that? I occasionally like 1000 island but that’s just horrendous. The bacon on the bottom? I’m sorry she had to get that.
dyaasy
Always thought that a wedge salad would be just a wedge of it, half a head seems too much.
sum_r4nd0m_gurl
Fr33_load3r
No knife no problem just blob the whole fucking lettuce
Artificial-Brain
Is your mom me? I think she is.
emquizitive
If I wanted to work that hard to eat a meal, I’d save my money and make it at home.
maryannauger
It doesn’t look appetizing and is probably super difficult to eat…
xtremepado
There’s always dirt between the leaves in a head of lettuce, how do they wash it out? (they don’t)
UnAmusedBag
Clearly the winner of all stupid food
Banjo-Pickin
I love thousand island dressing but this looks like someone puked on it 🤢
CatMomWebster
I think that I saw something similar at the Walnut Room at Macy’s (formerly Marshal Fields) in December 2025.
36 Comments
In-n-inside-out
What country is this?
Blobb salad
I like heart of lettuce salads as much as anyone else but yeah it’s a bit much. How much did it cost?
I’m sorry, is that a waffle on the bottom?
Meat salad – yes!
Hahahahahaha what the fuck. I’d be tempted to pick it up and huck it at a wall.
What….uhh, what is that supposed to be?
This is the stupidest food I have ever seen.
Field’s special salad at the Walnut Room in Chicago which is apparently located in Macys department store. Honestly this looks like it’d be pretty good once you chopped it up.
Where is this? As a fellow cook I would very much like to visit this place
She knew what she ordered! She actually wanted this!!
“Hey ChatGPT, make me a salad”
That’s a strange wedge salad, and I love wedge salads.
I’ve come across some wedge salads in my life, but this absolutely takes the cake
I have never sent food back in my life, I would 100% send that back if they brought it to me!
what in the heck???
I think I’d eat that and be happy.
You failed to mention the beautiful bamboo toothpick thingy holding not only a succulent olive but a fragrant onion slice as well.
Edit: forgot to add the fresh marzanno tomato slice from the hills of Italy.
What a glorious sample of truly stupid food. I love it!!!
i was going to say you didn’t order that anywhere, but you did, it’s a thing, **Marshall Field’s “The Field’s Special” salad**
**why? just why?**
“I went to culinary school to prepare THIS crap?”
No different than a ‘wedge’ salad, just more lettuce.
So unwashed lettuce. Cool.
What in the deconstructed hell is that? I occasionally like 1000 island but that’s just horrendous. The bacon on the bottom? I’m sorry she had to get that.
Always thought that a wedge salad would be just a wedge of it, half a head seems too much.
No knife no problem just blob the whole fucking lettuce
Is your mom me? I think she is.
If I wanted to work that hard to eat a meal, I’d save my money and make it at home.
It doesn’t look appetizing and is probably super difficult to eat…
There’s always dirt between the leaves in a head of lettuce, how do they wash it out? (they don’t)
Clearly the winner of all stupid food
I love thousand island dressing but this looks like someone puked on it 🤢
I think that I saw something similar at the Walnut Room at Macy’s (formerly Marshal Fields) in December 2025.
No idea what it was but I was amazed by it.
I kind of admire its audacity