How my wife cut our pizza by mghtyred 30 Comments noracistbut 3 months ago Ok, but wtf is this? Disastrous-Field5383 3 months ago Looking like how dementia patients draw clocks SoCalCognac 3 months ago By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty. MrMurderthumbz 3 months ago Things will get better once you’re single Lagunamountaindude 3 months ago Was she pissed Former_Recording_998 3 months ago Wow, I don’t know what to make of it. Was she high? rite_of_truth 3 months ago I’m having trouble believing this. MidtownKC 3 months ago So, I Married an Axe Murderer Vaper_Bern 3 months ago Guilty. That pizza has been assaulted. Prestigious-Noise368 3 months ago Looks like one of those spiderwebs made on pcp LexxFly 3 months ago Only prison time can justify this… Rydux7 3 months ago Fake hepheastus_87 3 months ago Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say! FacelessOldWoman1234 3 months ago I cut my wife’s birthday cake like this once. Just once. nickdipplez 3 months ago Was she having a nervous breakdown or something? SinoSoul 3 months ago I can fix her. thatdeaththo 3 months ago You mean ex wife? GarglesNinePoolBalls 3 months ago I dig it.Signed, One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas Admirable-Split4371 3 months ago Either she hates you or something is wrong with her health wise mate Content-Fan3984 3 months ago Your “wife” wouldn’t happen to be a child would it…. RightToTheThighs 3 months ago Is she a normal functioning person? Ismellpu 3 months ago She was picturing your face. nydjason 3 months ago Chaotic bad Old_Swimmer_7284 3 months ago She hates you in1gom0ntoya 3 months ago sleep with one eye open. danhoyle 3 months ago She only used to cutting up bodies this way. A-Phantasmic-Parade 3 months ago She used that spoon? 2thenorth 3 months ago Who cares what in the upside down kinda pizza is this Over_Writing467 3 months ago  negativepositiv 3 months ago Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.
SoCalCognac 3 months ago By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty.
hepheastus_87 3 months ago Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say!
GarglesNinePoolBalls 3 months ago I dig it.Signed, One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas
Admirable-Split4371 3 months ago Either she hates you or something is wrong with her health wise mate
negativepositiv 3 months ago Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.
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Ok, but wtf is this?
Looking like how dementia patients draw clocks
By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty.
Things will get better once you’re single
Was she pissed
Wow, I don’t know what to make of it. Was she high?
I’m having trouble believing this.
So, I Married an Axe Murderer
Guilty. That pizza has been assaulted.
Looks like one of those spiderwebs made on pcp
Only prison time can justify this…
Fake
Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say!
I cut my wife’s birthday cake like this once. Just once.
Was she having a nervous breakdown or something?
I can fix her.
You mean ex wife?
I dig it.
Signed,
One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas
Either she hates you or something is wrong with her health wise mate
Your “wife” wouldn’t happen to be a child would it….
Is she a normal functioning person?
She was picturing your face.
Chaotic bad
She hates you
sleep with one eye open.
She only used to cutting up bodies this way.
She used that spoon?
Who cares what in the upside down kinda pizza is this
Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.