How my wife cut our pizzaby mghtyred 30 Comments noracistbut 3 weeks ago Ok, but wtf is this? Disastrous-Field5383 3 weeks ago Looking like how dementia patients draw clocks SoCalCognac 3 weeks ago By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty. MrMurderthumbz 3 weeks ago Things will get better once you’re single Lagunamountaindude 3 weeks ago Was she pissed Former_Recording_998 3 weeks ago Wow, I don’t know what to make of it. Was she high? rite_of_truth 3 weeks ago I’m having trouble believing this. MidtownKC 3 weeks ago So, I Married an Axe Murderer Vaper_Bern 3 weeks ago Guilty. That pizza has been assaulted. Prestigious-Noise368 3 weeks ago Looks like one of those spiderwebs made on pcp LexxFly 3 weeks ago Only prison time can justify this… Rydux7 3 weeks ago Fake hepheastus_87 3 weeks ago Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say! FacelessOldWoman1234 3 weeks ago I cut my wife’s birthday cake like this once. Just once. nickdipplez 3 weeks ago Was she having a nervous breakdown or something? SinoSoul 3 weeks ago I can fix her. thatdeaththo 3 weeks ago You mean ex wife? GarglesNinePoolBalls 3 weeks ago I dig it.Signed, One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas Admirable-Split4371 3 weeks ago Either she hates you or something is wrong with her health wise mate Content-Fan3984 3 weeks ago Your “wife” wouldn’t happen to be a child would it…. RightToTheThighs 3 weeks ago Is she a normal functioning person? Ismellpu 3 weeks ago She was picturing your face. nydjason 3 weeks ago Chaotic bad Old_Swimmer_7284 3 weeks ago She hates you in1gom0ntoya 3 weeks ago sleep with one eye open. danhoyle 3 weeks ago She only used to cutting up bodies this way. A-Phantasmic-Parade 3 weeks ago She used that spoon? 2thenorth 3 weeks ago Who cares what in the upside down kinda pizza is this Over_Writing467 3 weeks ago  negativepositiv 3 weeks ago Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.
SoCalCognac 3 weeks ago By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty.
hepheastus_87 3 weeks ago Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say!
GarglesNinePoolBalls 3 weeks ago I dig it.Signed, One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas
negativepositiv 3 weeks ago Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.
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Ok, but wtf is this?
Looking like how dementia patients draw clocks
By chance, is OP’s wife nickname “The Butcher”. Gotta give this one a guilty.
Things will get better once you’re single
Was she pissed
Wow, I don’t know what to make of it. Was she high?
I’m having trouble believing this.
So, I Married an Axe Murderer
Guilty. That pizza has been assaulted.
Looks like one of those spiderwebs made on pcp
Only prison time can justify this…
Fake
Personally i dont think k this constitutes a crime. Let people cut and enjoy their pizzas how they want I say!
I cut my wife’s birthday cake like this once. Just once.
Was she having a nervous breakdown or something?
I can fix her.
You mean ex wife?
I dig it.
Signed,
One of those weirdos who makes square-shaped pizzas
Either she hates you or something is wrong with her health wise mate
Your “wife” wouldn’t happen to be a child would it….
Is she a normal functioning person?
She was picturing your face.
Chaotic bad
She hates you
sleep with one eye open.
She only used to cutting up bodies this way.
She used that spoon?
Who cares what in the upside down kinda pizza is this
Look. Sometimes I don’t want a whole slice. Sometimes I just want a modest sized hexagon.