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Dinner and a movie


Dinner and a movie

by FloppyButtholeJuiced

34 Comments

  4. murcielag0_

    my guy is living his best life, color of the bath water and unseasoned noodles be damned

  7. Mike_Oxsmall_420

    ***“Felt cute, might delete later idk”***

    ^(nice dog bowl)

  10. Doctor_Saved

    Bro’s living a better life than 99.9% of all people that ever existed.

  11. WolverineFormal2599

    Daring to not even put the phone in a plastic baggie.

  13. runnybumm

    Bro hasn’t bathed in over a month by the looks of that bath water

  14. Xintern_explore

    Love the. I like you for this you’re so precious

  16. Jwchibi

    Dangerous move not blocking out the grippers

  18. JudgeJoBrown05

    You got 2 phones? I would like to know how this absolutely perfect picture was taken since I see a phone balancing quite dangerously in the photo 😂😂

  19. Leather-Scarcity1810

    Where did the rest of your toes go?

  20. angel-girl-A

    Filed under: Things I didn’t need to see today.

  21. PollyannaFlwr

    This is epic. Relaxing bath, tv and food?? Win win win. Also your user name made me snort.

  24. sauerkraut916

    I have so many questions.

    1) why is your bathwater so … Shrekish?
    2) what is stuffed in the water spigot?
    3) eating in the bathroom?
    4) the bathroom where we shed dirt n feces?

  26. themixedtape28

    What kind of instant noodle? Indomie I hope 😭

  27. Character_Clock1771

    That better be a bath bomb you put in the tub lol

  29. Altruistic_Wait2262

    is that a spoon or is it just a fork but the noodle is hiding the spiky part??

  30. Specialist-Jelly2571

    But if your phone is there, how did you take this picture?