Very mad at myself. Somehow totally blanked and put these artichokes in the 450° oven in the plastic tray I was seasoning them in. Ruined dinner plans and had to evacuate while the toxic plastic smoke aired out >:'(
Very mad at myself. Somehow totally blanked and put these artichokes in the 450° oven in the plastic tray I was seasoning them in. Ruined dinner plans and had to evacuate while the toxic plastic smoke aired out >:'(
by cohonka
28 Comments
FARtherest
How did they taste?
Unipiggy
Damn… At least the place didn’t burn down! So not totally ruined
DrummerElectronic733
No Artinopes for me please 🙁
cohonka
Oh my everdying grief, what the fuuuuuuck. Just found out that this curtain I rarely pull aside in my bedroom in the winter but did to air out the plastic smoke has grown mold from the condensation. Thick fucking gray mold. What the fuck. Nightmare of a night
Medieval_Mind
Me preheating the oven after my Mexican girlfriend cleaned the kitchen (obviously the oven is for storage)
Such-Courage3486
The art of choking. Jkjk, sorry OP, I fucked up a brand new stainless steel pan the other day. Sometimes it just be like that 👩🍳
BR33D760
r/drunkencookery or r/stonerfood ? 😉🤣
Doctor_Saved
You artichoke whoever did this.
ReyskiBlack
You and your girlfriend made it out alive and well—it truly is a gift in and of itself. Grateful you both handled it quickly and together, and that you’re still here. Update us when you try again, from a peruse of the comments you had awesome plans!
GoldberryoTulgeyWood
The babysitter did this once. The fire department came, then the babysitter left, and my poor sweet husband scraped, scrubbed, and wore himself out getting all that plastic out of the oven.
pettypettymcbetty
Without my glasses that looks like a small dog roasting.
barkbaarkbarkk
How does one even begin to clean this? Is the oven just a write off?
DogsDucks
DID ANYONE ELSE NOT SEE THE TINY SHEEPDOG HEAD?
SmileParticular9396
Aha I baked a batch of biscuits for my mother and sister on WAX PAPER thinking it was parchment (hectic morning) and we had to open the windows run the fans and sit outside for like an hour. I can only imagine the toxic odor this artichoke mishap caused.
Smokinoutloud
The art of choke!
PrizeTime2595
I was half baked the other night and put a pizza in the oven with the plastic wrap on it still, it happens boss. Real bummer still, sorry for your loss
Spendoza
The universe was looking out for you, friend. Found some potentially hazardous mold AND your steaks get an extra long brine time and therefore will be extra delicious. Happy thoughts, eh? 😅
oogieboogiexo
() >:’(
The_Melting
Can also be posted in r/mildlyinfuriating… I’m sorry for your loss 😞😅
el_americano
articoal
slimelore
artichoked it
Peak-Mamba
Thought that was a pair of beetles
HoopaDunka
Arti choked that one
I’ll see myself out
savagejj1996
Tbh we are all over worked, over stressed, and trying to take things one day at a time. Don’t beat yourself up. Many times I’ve almost burned down my apartment!
parkavenueWHORE
Control your smoke detectors because clearly they didn’t work properly
Wakkit1988
You were artichoking on smoke?
kcmatx
Can I ask what the dinner plans were with one artichoke cut in half? Once you get past all the bs artichokes don’t have much edible stuff. Was it for dip or pull apart the leaves? Not throwing shade. Glad yall are ok and it sucks dinner is ruined but just curious.
28 Comments
How did they taste?
Damn… At least the place didn’t burn down! So not totally ruined
No Artinopes for me please 🙁
Oh my everdying grief, what the fuuuuuuck. Just found out that this curtain I rarely pull aside in my bedroom in the winter but did to air out the plastic smoke has grown mold from the condensation. Thick fucking gray mold. What the fuck. Nightmare of a night
Me preheating the oven after my Mexican girlfriend cleaned the kitchen (obviously the oven is for storage)
The art of choking. Jkjk, sorry OP, I fucked up a brand new stainless steel pan the other day. Sometimes it just be like that 👩🍳
r/drunkencookery or r/stonerfood ? 😉🤣
You artichoke whoever did this.
You and your girlfriend made it out alive and well—it truly is a gift in and of itself. Grateful you both handled it quickly and together, and that you’re still here. Update us when you try again, from a peruse of the comments you had awesome plans!
The babysitter did this once. The fire department came, then the babysitter left, and my poor sweet husband scraped, scrubbed, and wore himself out getting all that plastic out of the oven.
Without my glasses that looks like a small dog roasting.
How does one even begin to clean this? Is the oven just a write off?
DID ANYONE ELSE NOT SEE THE TINY SHEEPDOG HEAD?
Aha I baked a batch of biscuits for my mother and sister on WAX PAPER thinking it was parchment (hectic morning) and we had to open the windows run the fans and sit outside for like an hour. I can only imagine the toxic odor this artichoke mishap caused.
The art of choke!
I was half baked the other night and put a pizza in the oven with the plastic wrap on it still, it happens boss. Real bummer still, sorry for your loss
The universe was looking out for you, friend. Found some potentially hazardous mold AND your steaks get an extra long brine time and therefore will be extra delicious. Happy thoughts, eh? 😅
() >:’(
Can also be posted in r/mildlyinfuriating…
I’m sorry for your loss 😞😅
articoal
artichoked it
Thought that was a pair of beetles
Arti choked that one
I’ll see myself out
Tbh we are all over worked, over stressed, and trying to take things one day at a time. Don’t beat yourself up. Many times I’ve almost burned down my apartment!
Control your smoke detectors because clearly they didn’t work properly
You were artichoking on smoke?
Can I ask what the dinner plans were with one artichoke cut in half? Once you get past all the bs artichokes don’t have much edible stuff. Was it for dip or pull apart the leaves? Not throwing shade. Glad yall are ok and it sucks dinner is ruined but just curious.
Good job!