
I don't have a microwave or a proper stove so I used a Ninja Foodi I was given
I used the air crisp at 400°F for 6 minutes with probably too much water and the seasoning packet, realized it wasn't cooked well enough so I added an egg and half a stick of butter to steam it for 5 minutes. Took forever to drain and it didn't taste right when I tried it so I added tuna and mayo to try and make it better (it didn't and I lack seasoning).
by Larkspur13

43 Comments
Delicious porridge.
It’s look like Tasty Wheat from the Matrix
I think I’m going to be sick
I don’t think that’s ramen anymore
🤢
your first mistake was cooking ramen in an air fryer
add some starch, vegetables and deep fry it
HALF A STICK OF BUTTER for one bowl of ramen?!!
I saw this on Dr. Pimplepopper!
Oh, you think so?

Corn chowder
I think you should just get an electric kettle and cup ramen next time 😭 or even better one of those mini electric ramen cooker. You can do so much with those!
“I passed out 3 times but your ramen is ready”
I love how you just kept doubling down and adding more shit in an attempt to make it better.
Wtf 😳
No idea what could improve that tbh. If you have access to an electric kettle or a coffee pot you could cook thcramn in there, I’ve had to do that a few times as I grew up poor.
You could also go to Walmart and buy some freeze dried foods innthe camping section, I like there beef and noodle packs, just add hot water and let sit for like five minutes occasionally squeezing the bag to mix.
oh dude
Oatmeal*
I didn’t realize you *could* turn ramen into Campbell’s clam chowder.
Looking at your post history I can only assume you are currently under the influence of drugs.
There are so many steps you took in the wrong direction.
Butter and eggs when mixed will create curds. Adding hot water to that mix will soften the mixture and turn it into something that could only be described as wallpaper glue
How disappointing. Was expecting a recipe for porridge or overnight oats.
buddy just get an electric kettle please
…bruh …at that point, youve gotta make a soup sandwich
Just make it in a coffee pot, bro. You dont have to live like this
Lol it kept getting worse and worse. It reminds me of this cartoon. https://youtu.be/-Zr7hn9wA3w?si=Yb0mc39t9Itl7N3g

That looks like a bowl of cereal that you left on the counter for 3 days.
Every single decision in making this was the wrong decision.
I applaud, OP
Mate just let the noodles sit in boiling water from a jug for a few mins. Idk what the fuck a ninja foodi is but I’m sure it ain’t necessary
You mean oatmeal?
You what
It’s honestly mad how you thought adding mayonnaise and tuna would balance out the flavours 😂 do you have a kettle or any way to boil water? Realistically that’s all you need to make noodles
That’s some pretty good ramen-flavored butter you have there
No im guna puke I cant. This is too much. Tuna egg Ramen much OMG🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤯🤯🤯🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Stick to nuggies man….
Why are you calling porridge ramen 😭😭😔😭
Tuna???
That’s not oatmeal???
Sir, step away from the kitchen appliances!
Straight to Ramen jail!!!
are you fr
I have never been so distressed by a description of a meal what the fuck is wrong with you, I think I actually hate you? I’m so sorry, this is so nasty that it’s making me angry