I beat my girlfriend home from work and spoiled my birthday present. Very excited for steaks tomorrow.

by ernyc3777

15 Comments

  1. Love the Can’t Feel My Face. Fantastic stuff.

  2. guysitsausername

    I want this! I have the four pepper blend and it’s great.

  3. kevulrich

    What would be one step down from Four pepper blend? It was a bit much as a daily driver.
    I’m working my way thru the dark and smokey and while great, is not hot enough and also pretty specific with the smoke.
    I have my eye on the hatch valley green, but figured I would ask the experts.

  4. mdjacobus

    Man, FlatIron is SO GOOD! I have all of those and you’ll love them. The Calabrian are fantastic on pizza and pasta. The four pepper is an easy sub any place you need “crushed red pepper”, the Hatch Valley are great on eggs and verde pork. I like the Sweet Heat in things like instant ramen, and the Kimsa is pretty hot! Enjoy the “I Can’t Feel My Face” on anything you want to make damn hot.

    Pro tip: ALWAYS use the grinder they sent. It brings out the flavor and heat. And when you use it, do a back-and-forth motion as it’s not meant to be spun in circles.

    Looking forward to your reviews!

  5. Meltz014

    I can’t believe you opened the box lol. At least let it be somewhat of a surprise

  6. Fantastic! Why did you need to beat your girlfriend though

  7. Kudabuda

    Congrats, be careful with the can’t feel ya face

  8. ilikegrinchfeet

    I have the green and the 4 pepper blend red one. They are both great. The reds a bit hotter but the flavor on both are good.

  9. NotQuiteGoodEnougher

    I feel like somehow there’s missing punctuation in the title. Like is he saying he’s upset that his birthday present was discovered, and so he beat his girlfriend when she stayed home from work?

    This is a concerning title for sure.

  10. ItGoesTwoWays

    Had me in the first four words, not gonna lie.

  11. MachoManRandyRanch

    Happy birthday! It’s mine today as well!