Red flag?? my boyfriend ordered a sausage pizza i ordered pepperoni, he liked my pizza better and i said he could have some of mine… he had two slices and then he then takes two bites out of two different slices of pizza???
by Effective-Nothing676
32 Comments
PM_ME_UR_MEH_NUDES
straight to jail.
240shwag
This is a civil matter.
wacojacoco
So you’re saying that you’re single ??
ginovervodka32
Did you say “um what the fuck was that about?”
ForeverBoner215
Douche move. JAIL!
mypeepeehurting
This is pure satire
mr2dax
Those are sausages???
JD_tubeguy
That looks like a crime to me at the very least a party foul.
Constant_Quiet_5483
I would just eat one of the slices and steal the crust of the other. This is a declaration of war.
LWA3251
Break up with him and have him arrested.
AmadeusMao
Straight to *fucking* jail. Thats just fucked no matter what.
Anoobius_
Damn how hard are y’all going on that sauce cup
Humble_Assignment161
Unrelated but this looks bussin
JudgeJuryEx78
I thought it was topped with banana slices at first.
Also, it is possible to consume too much marijuana. A lot of people don’t know that. This is the evidence.
galacticgumbo
12 years dungeon, no trial.
Powerful_Foot_8557
Bro burnin one befo
Over-Chemical2809
Azkaban
Elderberry371
Someone definitely sucked the soul out of that marinara sauce ☝️🤣
MightBeneficial
Gonna have to call SVU for this heinous crime.
puzzlebuns
Are you not going to share his justification for his abhorrent actions?
yellowyellowredblue
What are the lumps in the middle??? Does it have gnocchi on it? I want one
bustachong
Damn, your ex-boyfriend went too far here.
incogne_eto
Time for Couples therapy
Sea_Lead1753
What an evil man
Remove_Anxious
Even it out. Take two bites out of two sausage pieces, cut off the bitten parts of your pizza and add them to his side.
(To be fair, I have a pizza giving husband. NEVER a pizza stealing husband!)
ConcreteDinosaur
How high is he?
uniquenamebro
Yes he’s immature. Tell him. If he does it again, that’s gonna be an ongoing issue
Yes, it’s a red flag. It’s not just a crime against pizza, he was low-key just wanting to claim your food so you wouldn’t have any left over. Now it’s all his except for the single slice he left.
Cut the bit ends off and reclaim your slices, sis.
32 Comments
straight to jail.
This is a civil matter.
So you’re saying that you’re single ??
Did you say “um what the fuck was that about?”
Douche move. JAIL!
This is pure satire
Those are sausages???
That looks like a crime to me at the very least a party foul.
I would just eat one of the slices and steal the crust of the other. This is a declaration of war.
Break up with him and have him arrested.
Straight to *fucking* jail. Thats just fucked no matter what.
Damn how hard are y’all going on that sauce cup
Unrelated but this looks bussin
I thought it was topped with banana slices at first.
Also, it is possible to consume too much marijuana. A lot of people don’t know that. This is the evidence.
12 years dungeon, no trial.
Bro burnin one befo
Azkaban
Someone definitely sucked the soul out of that marinara sauce ☝️🤣
Gonna have to call SVU for this heinous crime.
Are you not going to share his justification for his abhorrent actions?
What are the lumps in the middle??? Does it have gnocchi on it? I want one
Damn, your ex-boyfriend went too far here.
Time for Couples therapy
What an evil man
Even it out. Take two bites out of two sausage pieces, cut off the bitten parts of your pizza and add them to his side.
(To be fair, I have a pizza giving husband. NEVER a pizza stealing husband!)
How high is he?
Yes he’s immature. Tell him. If he does it again, that’s gonna be an ongoing issue
Tf is wrong with your bf
Are you sure that’s pizza?
[Men weaponizing food. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/lCIDpYJRis)
Yes, it’s a red flag. It’s not just a crime against pizza, he was low-key just wanting to claim your food so you wouldn’t have any left over. Now it’s all his except for the single slice he left.
Cut the bit ends off and reclaim your slices, sis.
Red flag 100%. Run
Yeah no….