$3 meal created from 1000s of simulations by the US government.
See everyone can afford to eat!
by ImaginaryCoffeeTable
33 Comments
Conscious_Stop_5451
can somebody please explain the context for this? I’m not from US
Neo_75
looks like 30 cent or less
srona22
Rations during wartime are better than this.
Getoffmylawndumbass
Damn just wait til they find out how cheap rice is compared to pita
forgotwhatisaid2you
If the one other thing can be a 16oz ribeye, I’m down.
flerehundredekroner
This post makes no sense at all to anyone outside USA
LeCampy
Saw this yesterday, This is one sad, sad burrito mang.
Ill_Initial8986
Weird way to start rationing food to a population that has more diabetes than good eating habits.
Epstein files are a lot worse than anyone thinks.
KittyFaise
Air is the other thing i guess.
okiedokiewo
A piece of broccoli…
GhirahimJohnson
THIS IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR A SCHOOL LUNCH…
shatterdaymorn
After 3000 simulations… the AI realized that simulated food was worth $3 in electricity.
Shydale-for-House
This admin isn’t anchored in reality and it shows.
What IS this? A feast for an ant? Where’s the logic in this? What’s “one other thing”???
We’ve strayed far far away from My Plate
hunarthebarbarian
“Let them eat cake”
Moondoobious
I get a three dollar meal from Circle K. Quarter pound hotdog, bag of chips and a giant drink. Three dollars. Yay
Player-non-player
Umm, that’s not a corn tortilla. That looks like a flour one. Stupid AI.
scrapstitching
But, but, but, it’s only $3
AdCharacter3211
OK – I have $3 lying around – How am I going to buy that? What stores sell 1 tiny piece of chicken, 1 stalk of broccoli, and 1 corn tortilla?
bookon
It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?
KittenLina
I can make a prime rib steak quesadilla for $5. It’s not hard to eat for cheap but by no means easy.
LateMajor8775
It’s mostly plate
MrPhilNY101
No need for Ozempic now !
OriginalChicachu
I pack my toddler’s lunch with more food than this.
Historical_Nerve6685
European laws would probably not even qualify this as food. Besides maybe the tiny piece of broccoli.
vandon
I don’t think that’s enough calories to sustain life, assuming you don’t die of malnutrition from a vitamin deficiency first.
gpowerf
It’s funny because it’s true 🤣😂
ee_CUM_mings
That looks like a flour tortilla. The Trumpette specifically said corn, which is cheaper. We can’t afford to be fancy like this.
Socratesticles
And these are the same oeople that whined about the Michelle Obama lunches
carriegood
That looks to be about 200 calories, not including the “one other thing” – so unless that other thing is an entire bowl of rice and beans, this is not enough nutrition to survive on.
stewpideople
One jar of spaghetti sauce for 4$ (I like the middle shelf stuff). 2lbs of noodles 3$. 1pack of Italian sausage 5$
That’s 12$ for at least 8 meals. That’s at 1.50$ a meal left to be my “something else,” or splurge and make my own sauce.
Fuck Trump anyways.
Jangmi31
Not even me, who is on a diet set by a doctor that is basically starving me…. Eat so little 😂
Carbuyrator
What are these portions based on? Is this $3 of food? Because it looks a bit like ragebait to me.
Now I’d kinda like to see what a $3 plate of food looks like in various cities and rural areas.
CanEverythingNotSuck
Ag Secretary: We need to come up with an affordable meal that a normal person would eat, what do we got?
Nepotism Hire 1: Uhhh, ummmm, uhhhh, a piece of chicken?
Ag Secretary: Great! That sounds right. Anything else?
Nepotism Hire 2: Aw jeez, ummm, caviar? Wait no uhhh, broccoli? Yea! A piece of broccoli!
Ag Secretary: Incredible! You guys are really on a roll! But is that enough food for a poor person? We might need more.
Nepotism Hire 3: A tortilla? I’ve heard people talk about Mexican food before.
Ag Secretary: Oh, me too! Let’s add that and maybe one more thing.
Nepotism Hire 1: Ugh! I’m getting so bored of this. Just add one more thing and let me get back to (Insert preferred terrible conservative podcast)!
Ag Secretary: The average person is pretty stupid. Just add one more thing and they’ll go for it. Say it only costs, I don’t now…. $3 because of simulations or something.
Nepotism Hire 2: Grok, do what she just said…. Alright, it’s done!
Ag Secretary: Good work everyone! Enjoy your 5 months off of work! When you get back we’ll spend 35 minutes discussing whether or not we should start selling rat meat that is labeled as beef to low income neighborhoods and then we’ll start the year’s second 5 month break.
Nepotism Hires 1-3: We did it! We really saved America.
33 Comments
can somebody please explain the context for this? I’m not from US
looks like 30 cent or less
Rations during wartime are better than this.
Damn just wait til they find out how cheap rice is compared to pita
If the one other thing can be a 16oz ribeye, I’m down.
This post makes no sense at all to anyone outside USA
Saw this yesterday, This is one sad, sad burrito mang.
Weird way to start rationing food to a population that has more diabetes than good eating habits.
Epstein files are a lot worse than anyone thinks.
Air is the other thing i guess.
A piece of broccoli…
THIS IS NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR A SCHOOL LUNCH…
After 3000 simulations… the AI realized that simulated food was worth $3 in electricity.
This admin isn’t anchored in reality and it shows.
What IS this? A feast for an ant? Where’s the logic in this? What’s “one other thing”???
We’ve strayed far far away from My Plate
“Let them eat cake”
I get a three dollar meal from Circle K. Quarter pound hotdog, bag of chips and a giant drink. Three dollars. Yay
Umm, that’s not a corn tortilla. That looks like a flour one. Stupid AI.
But, but, but, it’s only $3
OK – I have $3 lying around – How am I going to buy that? What stores sell 1 tiny piece of chicken, 1 stalk of broccoli, and 1 corn tortilla?
It’s one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?
I can make a prime rib steak quesadilla for $5. It’s not hard to eat for cheap but by no means easy.
It’s mostly plate
No need for Ozempic now !
I pack my toddler’s lunch with more food than this.
European laws would probably not even qualify this as food. Besides maybe the tiny piece of broccoli.
I don’t think that’s enough calories to sustain life, assuming you don’t die of malnutrition from a vitamin deficiency first.
It’s funny because it’s true 🤣😂
That looks like a flour tortilla. The Trumpette specifically said corn, which is cheaper. We can’t afford to be fancy like this.
And these are the same oeople that whined about the Michelle Obama lunches
That looks to be about 200 calories, not including the “one other thing” – so unless that other thing is an entire bowl of rice and beans, this is not enough nutrition to survive on.
One jar of spaghetti sauce for 4$ (I like the middle shelf stuff).
2lbs of noodles 3$.
1pack of Italian sausage 5$
That’s 12$ for at least 8 meals. That’s at 1.50$ a meal left to be my “something else,” or splurge and make my own sauce.
Fuck Trump anyways.
Not even me, who is on a diet set by a doctor that is basically starving me…. Eat so little 😂
What are these portions based on? Is this $3 of food? Because it looks a bit like ragebait to me.
Now I’d kinda like to see what a $3 plate of food looks like in various cities and rural areas.
Ag Secretary: We need to come up with an affordable meal that a normal person would eat, what do we got?
Nepotism Hire 1: Uhhh, ummmm, uhhhh, a piece of chicken?
Ag Secretary: Great! That sounds right. Anything else?
Nepotism Hire 2: Aw jeez, ummm, caviar? Wait no uhhh, broccoli? Yea! A piece of broccoli!
Ag Secretary: Incredible! You guys are really on a roll! But is that enough food for a poor person? We might need more.
Nepotism Hire 3: A tortilla? I’ve heard people talk about Mexican food before.
Ag Secretary: Oh, me too! Let’s add that and maybe one more thing.
Nepotism Hire 1: Ugh! I’m getting so bored of this. Just add one more thing and let me get back to (Insert preferred terrible conservative podcast)!
Ag Secretary: The average person is pretty stupid. Just add one more thing and they’ll go for it. Say it only costs, I don’t now…. $3 because of simulations or something.
Nepotism Hire 2: Grok, do what she just said…. Alright, it’s done!
Ag Secretary: Good work everyone! Enjoy your 5 months off of work! When you get back we’ll spend 35 minutes discussing whether or not we should start selling rat meat that is labeled as beef to low income neighborhoods and then we’ll start the year’s second 5 month break.
Nepotism Hires 1-3: We did it! We really saved America.