That took me a second of looking for a yellow colour…no comment
maneatingtacos
Go into the walk-in with them and flash them a chub.
Of ground beef
C1K3
Never miss an opportunipea.
Commander6420
strippeddonkey
“Chef there’s a leek in the fridge!”
Always gets me cackling like a preschooler!
pomegranate_verynice
jeffnorris
Stupid humor always wins, hell yeah
skinnergy
Imagine whirled peas
ConclusionAlarmed882
I can sense the fresh green pea-ness from here.
doctor6
Give peas a chance – John Lennon
PghCoondog
The horror!
ArtichokeCalm3773
Class
SwimmingPost5747
Worked in an Italian joint that did carbonara with peas. We kept peas in the lowboy and Chef would occasionally drop peas on the floor when making the dish. Every single time he would say, “Dammit! I just pea’d everywhere!”
Miss that dude.
carafleur421
Don’t retaliate, give peas a chance.
_angesaurus
donkeylipswhenshaven
That board really tied the room together, did it not?
Atillion
I didn’t carrot all for that joke.
(actually i did lol)
postmodest
Posting terrible puns won’t appease upvoters!
mihir_lavande
This is a peas poor joke.
I-luv-sloths
Pead
bluinkinnovation
This man got no laughs at the kitchen so he had to try here.
So every time I, just want to understand this, sir, every time a station is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
PhoenixCryStudio
BuggyWhipArmMF
I used to deliver produce. While packing orders, if I ever got some snap peas I’d put a few in my pocket so I could throw em into people’s truck and tell em “I just pea’d on yo shit”
Xpalidocious
Dad? How long does it take to go for milk? We miss you
35 Comments
Counter them by dropping a loaf on theirs
Pead*
An escapea
It’s a peas offering
That took me a second of looking for a yellow colour…no comment
Go into the walk-in with them and flash them a chub.
Of ground beef
Never miss an opportunipea.
“Chef there’s a leek in the fridge!”
Always gets me cackling like a preschooler!
Stupid humor always wins, hell yeah
Imagine whirled peas
I can sense the fresh green pea-ness from here.
Give peas a chance – John Lennon
The horror!
Class
Worked in an Italian joint that did carbonara with peas. We kept peas in the lowboy and Chef would occasionally drop peas on the floor when making the dish. Every single time he would say, “Dammit! I just pea’d everywhere!”
Miss that dude.
Don’t retaliate, give peas a chance.
That board really tied the room together, did it not?
I didn’t carrot all for that joke.
(actually i did lol)
Posting terrible puns won’t appease upvoters!
This is a peas poor joke.
Pead
This man got no laughs at the kitchen so he had to try here.
op: Chopping peas every day until…
r/Angryupvote
I laughed a little too hard at this
https://preview.redd.it/ox31jk1aojdg1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd865a2959fd99e63ed1891913472119a289eb49
So every time I, just want to understand this, sir, every time a station is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
I used to deliver produce. While packing orders, if I ever got some snap peas I’d put a few in my pocket so I could throw em into people’s truck and tell em “I just pea’d on yo shit”
Dad? How long does it take to go for milk? We miss you