Cobra (1986) – How Cobra eats pizza



by Starbreaker99

16 Comments

  1. stripedarrows

    I worked on a film with the Director of Photography for this masterpiece a few years back.

    Every question about the film he’d just answer with “I didn’t write the piece of shit, I just shot it”.

  2. TheGoodKindOfMermaid

    Cobra eats pizza the right way, every other human is wrong. Also, the gun cleaning kit in the fridge, just like I learned in NRA gun safety class.

  3. Fun_Ambassador_9320

    Not guilty on grounds of that tight ass

  4. SinoSoul

    Can the jeans be any tighter? How’d one even pull ’em on cause they weren’t woven with any lycra back then?

    Also, r/lostredditors

  5. IdahoDuncan

    This is how cobra continues to fit into his cobra jeans

  6. FireWireBestWire

    It’s strange, but I’ll allow it

  7. GasLongjumping130

    not a crime because that is the best part of the pizza. crust lovers need a dip which wasn’t a thing then.

  8. Cs_throwawayyyy

    The whole movie is a coked up, incoherent mess. Truly a lowest common denominator piece of shit. But the pizza eating: meh it’s fine.

  9. DavieStBaconStan

    Pretty masc for a 5’ tall fella.

  10. SAwfulBaconTaco

    It was in the freezer, not the fridge. WTF? Straight to jail.

  11. Queasy-Adeptness14

    I don’t know what the deal is. He just doesn’t like the crust. And knowing how conservative he is, he took off a Greenland around the crust for safety.