I finally was tired of cleaning the employee toilet up after someone at work.
I finally was tired of cleaning the employee toilet up after someone at work.
by friscosjoke
35 Comments
Living_Jellyfish4573
someone with ibs is gonna sue 😂
MuchSpecializtSoPro
Justified crash out
West-Vacation8190
you don’t work at a taco bell by any chance?
doyletyree
BrilliantDishevelled
Shakespeare couldn’t have done better.
Cash4Duranium
Presidentress
Sometimes it’s medication. A friend told me that.
CooperChick
Probably a big drinker. 😬
RangerBumble
There should be a subreddit for Bristol stool scale references found in the wild
QiwiLisolet
Alcohol
LilSebastian_482
RockDoveEnthusiast
As someone who has gastro issues, I recommend introducing your colleagues to the concept of the “courtesy flush”. I can’t keep my shits neat, but flushing immediately after I go and then wiping and flushing again when I’m done goes a long way towards keeping the toilet cleaner.
Fuzzy1353
Probably alcoholic poops….
Murda_City
May i introduce your colleague to the FODMAP diet
Salads_and_Sun
PURGA!!!
RepresentativeBig663
So you have an employee with gastric distress . Pretty easy to figure that out
Ldghead
Very poetic. I would be proud to have you write a eulogy for my explosions.
Character_Stick_1218
You should’ve seen the paint job done on my bathroom after I was fully constipated for like three weeks straight due to a dual hernia surgery in third grade 😅 thankfully cleaning that ended up being my mother’s responsibility since I was so young. I’m just glad I was able to take a shower immediately afterwards.
narcanSTAN39
I dont understand the back of the toilet poop spray phenomenon. Its not just gastric issues or they’d clean it. You know they dont wipe well either, and you can just forget the hand washing.
ActionMan48
Do you also write menu descriptions?🫢
PappaWoodies
Think of the skid marks
Daring_Scout1917
“Ya know what? I’m gonna shit even harder next time!”
CMDR_Zakuz
I bring up jackson pollack every time i gotta clean explosive diarrhea off the toilet at work and no one ever knows what i’m talking about
Trilobitelofi
Having the exact same problem at my job. Is it the dishie’s job where y’all work to clean and upkeep the employee and customer bathrooms too or not?
ttystikk
I almost cried from laughing so hard at this!!
n3rdyh1k3r
This is the best thing I have ever read.
Background_Lychee_30
*cackles in IBS* oh maaaan
musiak1luver
We had someone who wpuld literally shit on the floor at my old job. Ppl are whack.
p0llyp0cketpussy
Legit asked a roommate to move out over this. It’s was fucking gross. I’m not a neat freak but I cannot stand filth, especially a filthy bathroom.
CptnOnus
It was me. But I blame the toilet brush being moved constantly! Where is it, Phil? I dont want to search for Waldo. Where is he? Check the damn Pollock I left!
Upset-Gold-1162
🤣🤣🤣
narcodic_cassarole
Poetic yikes. Good luck.
ALchemist_0311
They will know who they are.
Grigori_the_Lemur
“Thine shit-spackl’d porcelain is an offense to mine eyes… scrub earnestly and we will all be the better for it.”
35 Comments
someone with ibs is gonna sue 😂
Justified crash out
you don’t work at a taco bell by any chance?
Shakespeare couldn’t have done better.
Sometimes it’s medication. A friend told me that.
Probably a big drinker. 😬
There should be a subreddit for Bristol stool scale references found in the wild
Alcohol
As someone who has gastro issues, I recommend introducing your colleagues to the concept of the “courtesy flush”. I can’t keep my shits neat, but flushing immediately after I go and then wiping and flushing again when I’m done goes a long way towards keeping the toilet cleaner.
Probably alcoholic poops….
May i introduce your colleague to the FODMAP diet
PURGA!!!
So you have an employee with gastric distress . Pretty easy to figure that out
Very poetic. I would be proud to have you write a eulogy for my explosions.
You should’ve seen the paint job done on my bathroom after I was fully constipated for like three weeks straight due to a dual hernia surgery in third grade 😅 thankfully cleaning that ended up being my mother’s responsibility since I was so young. I’m just glad I was able to take a shower immediately afterwards.
I dont understand the back of the toilet poop spray phenomenon. Its not just gastric issues or they’d clean it. You know they dont wipe well either, and you can just forget the hand washing.
Do you also write menu descriptions?🫢
Think of the skid marks
“Ya know what? I’m gonna shit even harder next time!”
I bring up jackson pollack every time i gotta clean explosive diarrhea off the toilet at work and no one ever knows what i’m talking about
Having the exact same problem at my job. Is it the dishie’s job where y’all work to clean and upkeep the employee and customer bathrooms too or not?
I almost cried from laughing so hard at this!!
This is the best thing I have ever read.
*cackles in IBS* oh maaaan
We had someone who wpuld literally shit on the floor at my old job. Ppl are whack.
Legit asked a roommate to move out over this. It’s was fucking gross. I’m not a neat freak but I cannot stand filth, especially a filthy bathroom.
It was me. But I blame the toilet brush being moved constantly! Where is it, Phil? I dont want to search for Waldo. Where is he? Check the damn Pollock I left!
🤣🤣🤣
Poetic yikes. Good luck.
They will know who they are.
“Thine shit-spackl’d porcelain is an offense to mine eyes… scrub earnestly and we will all be the better for it.”
I am dead. please never remove this!!! lol