No, nuh uh, no, no, no, hell no, No!

by MrIMendez

21 Comments

  1. sincubus33

    Repost but I really gotta say, I would be all for this if it was a proper mukbang and he ate it all on camera. Love me a good food challenge

  2. You know what, the hot dogs aren’t the crime, the sauce abomination at the end is

  3. ProtoPrimeX1

    gives me chest pains just watching it.

  4. Smooth_Maul

    I’ve done that whilst high as fuck.

  5. dufflebag7

    Weirdest ad for a gym I’ve ever seen.

  6. idiotista

    This guy isn’t gonna live into his 40’s. Kind of depressing what people do for clicks.

  7. Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

    ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)

  8. keypizzaboy

    My fatass isn’t even opposed to the start of this. Once the condiments were added that killed it for me

  9. zeizkal

    Realistically that adds maybe 80 calories per slice

  10. TwoDurans

    And thus the 700 calorie slice becomes a 900 calorie slice.

  11. TiredB1

    I know this isn’t the point but those Costco hotdogs fucking slap

  12. docmarvy

    Somewhere along the way we lost the concept of restraint. One slice of Costco food court pizza with one glizzy in shaboing-mode is plenty of decadence. But this crosses from Bacchanalian to just gross. What’s even the point? Look at how I can consume a month’s worth of sodium in one sitting?

  13. AnonymousBromosapien

    Punching yourself in the face is not a crime. Rage bait is rage bait.

  14. jeepwillikers

    The hotdogs aren’t the crime here. That is way too much sauce!

  15. Due_Amount_6211

    Maybe a year ago I could do this…

    Sans the disgusting sauce mix.

  16. Affectionate_Step863

    You know, I’ve seen a lot of crimes on here that I can still think to myself “yeah, thats a crime against pizza, but I’d still eat it.”

    Not in this case… This is deserving of the pizza death penalty

  17. I thought he was gonna roll the dog up in the pizza and I was weirdly ok with that.