I actually used a 4.5 billion year old meteorite, chef
SnooOpinions8755
Trick question. These are squished, not cut.
geekolojust
proudvapedad
Hey man, knapped blades ain’t nothing to fuck with. Obsidian will out scalpel a steel scalpel
These were obviously beaten mercilessly with a bench scraper
Aggravating_Ad4449
Gave em a quick whack with the hatchet, Chef!
jeffnorris
Maybe they should try a spoon next time
MetricJester
What happens when you push a knife down instead of sliding a knife sideways
tacocollector2
Sorry Chef, I couldn’t find a knife so I used my teeth.
thisisyoursfornow
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have knives and I believe that our kitchens like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our kitchens over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to cut chives.
Damnaged
Aren’t all knives just pointy rocks?
Bazyx187
Used house knives obviously
facemugg
Ugg. Me pound green spice leaves.
sara666grind
Cut with the sharpest chive
Canadian_Neckbeard
Weedwhacker.
KnifeKnut
Judging from the table, they don’t use a cutting board but instead cut directly on the stainless so then the knife gets really dull
TurnoverFuzzy8264
Nah, chef, it wasn’t pointy.
BurnyMadeoffJR
doiwinaprize
Call the police
Edit: actually wait please dont do that
Jillet-Ben_Coe
My step grandfather used to say “I have baseball bats sharper than this”
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Swarthy scallions sir
Where’s our lord and chive savior when we need guidance?
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A hammer
If only they splurged on the obsidian knife.
This is sharp enough to do a better job than that.
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I actually used a 4.5 billion year old meteorite, chef
Trick question. These are squished, not cut.
Hey man, knapped blades ain’t nothing to fuck with. Obsidian will out scalpel a steel scalpel
These were obviously beaten mercilessly with a bench scraper
Gave em a quick whack with the hatchet, Chef!
Maybe they should try a spoon next time
What happens when you push a knife down instead of sliding a knife sideways
Sorry Chef, I couldn’t find a knife so I used my teeth.
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have knives and I believe that our kitchens like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our kitchens over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to cut chives.
Aren’t all knives just pointy rocks?
Used house knives obviously
Ugg. Me pound green spice leaves.
Cut with the sharpest chive
Weedwhacker.
Judging from the table, they don’t use a cutting board but instead cut directly on the stainless so then the knife gets really dull
Nah, chef, it wasn’t pointy.
Call the police
Edit: actually wait please dont do that
My step grandfather used to say “I have baseball bats sharper than this”
Must be from fraud the chive guy.
I cut ’em with my teeth!
I mean. A knife sorta is a pointy rock but
Should have used the Paris Hilton knives.
This has to be a joke
What is this? A tunnel for ants??
Not *that* pointy
don’t thinks the rock was pointy
