I imagine this is what depression tastes like



by Busy_Walrus_479

44 Comments

  1. orc_master_yunyun

    Vienna sausages taste like “meat”

  2. BigStimpy91

    I bet that tastes like iron, salt, mayo, and depression.

  3. Odd_Scheme4716

    That’s literally 80-90% saturated fat bro. Gotta be ragebait

  4. NaiveWillingness8989

    Looks really good but the sodium is a bit too much, as a kid i used to do this but instead of vienna sausages i’d take hot dogs and instead of potted meat i’d use pickle juice and mayo and mustard, good memories this brought back, what’s funny is that my grandma had to lock the fridge because i’d steal all the hotdogs and cheese haha

  5. granadesnhorseshoes

    I have eaten like this; the bud light is the most disgusting part.

  6. PurpleWoodpecker2830

    This is what the British call “fine dining”

  7. leisuretyme

    I follow that history chef. Yessir, it is

  8. applepiemakeshappy

    No I am in a depression spell as for me it is intense waves but no, I would never eat whatever UK equivalent of this is here I’d rather spiral

  9. GodonX1r

    The shaking hands means he has low blood sugar. Give him some slack

  10. skrivetiblod

    Divorced Dad Sunday Night Football meal hacks.

  11. Zkenny13

    I love potted meat but I draw the line at not real cheese. 

  12. Icy_Salamander_5762

    Even bear grillz wouldn’t do it

  13. Zabiha_Femur

    I’m poor enough to have eaten potted meat and I gotta say, mayo is the crime here.

    Mustard, that’s your go-to for potted meat.

  14. Phantom_Queef

    Many of you have never been poor, and it shows.

  15. Original-Fig4214

    He didn’t even add salt and pepper to his dinner. What a fucking savage!

  16. TripleBCHI

    Vienna sausage has always been one of my favorite depression foods. But f*** American cheese and potted meat. Those are just bad memories from my childhood

  17. Massive_Spot6238

    Lunchable released the new divorced dad snack pack?

  18. Numerous-Candy-1071

    Where’s that guy who eats expired food using his sofa as a table when you need him?

  19. pleaseXyourself

    Gym rats thinking about the amount of protein here

  20. eat_like_snake

    This isn’t depression food.
    This is poor food.

  21. Possible_Situation24

    I always thought depression tasted like dry and uncooked rolled oats. This looks like shame.

  22. headbanger1186

    I was birthed into the trailer park life and this was a delicacy. Adult me sees this though and can’t take the sodium and preservatives.

  23. yodas4skin

    I would enjoy this because I like all of those things but jfc that’s a lot of salt

  24. DirtBagGirl

    Idk used to eat these all the time as a kid 😂😅

  25. “Roll it up…just like rolling sushi”

    I can’t imagine what his sushi is like

  26. DoesItReallyMatter28

    I know they’re fucking disgusting, but I love slurping down some Vienna sausages. They’re my guilty pleasure. For anyone who wants to throw up in their mouth a bit, my favorite is letting them get cold, then using the dogs to scoop the gelatinized jus like dip.

  27. JP-Edwards

    Potted meat and mayo his last name must be Rockefeller.

  28. Klytus_Im-Bored

    Went to a lesbian wedding. They had bingo and i won a can of Vienna Sausage. Now i know what to do with it.

  29. Sharklar_deep

    Today I learned that metal sporks are a thing.

  30. drsweetscience

    A feast in the men-only hotel, when you’re a skid-row wino with no connection to family. You can carry all the ingredients in the pockets of a coat you got free from a church because it was Thanksgiving. Don’t let them find the pint of liquor in your room.

  31. da_2holer_eh

    I had always wanted to try those sausages.

    After 30+ years of life, I finally did.

    What the fuck.

  32. ARNG131988

    This use to be a staple of poverty much like spam. Unfortunately thats not the case anymore. Can’t get a can for less than a dollar anymore.

  33. KnotiaPickle

    There used to be an old man who would sit on the little stoop outside my friend’s metal shop every single day. He would start the day with about 7 fresh cans of Vienna sausages, and then sit there slowly eating them all throughout the whole day. He did this every single day for the two years that I worked there. I never saw him eat anything else.

    He stopped showing up one day and never came back. I think the sausages finally got him.