When you’re hiking for 2 weeks and crave something sweet
When you’re hiking for 2 weeks and crave something sweet
by Remarkable_Check_639
37 Comments
CorpusculantCortex
Genuinely horrified people like this exist
krakelohm
I looooove that stare into the distance look all these outdoor cooking guys do as they eat their food. Minus one point though for not doing the mandatory nod as as hey chews his first bit.
GaptistePlayer
You just know this guy is a redditor subscribed to r/edc and r/bushcraft and does this in his backyard 20′ away from his house
kilatia
“Craving something sweet”, he says.. Dude, just eat the honey. Yeesh.
Savings_Umpire727
If I’m craving something sweet I am not waiting 30 DAYS!
localsofty
I have found a smooth river rock on my walk today. My journey begins
GunAndAGrin
Thing that got me the most was him picking that gooey shit up with his bare hands.
Like after all that outdoorsy craftsmanship you showed off you couldnt just whittle yourself a fuckin’ fork bruh?
DontBAllLikeUncool
That was a whole ass feature-length film for a motherfucking steak soaked in honey… he really said “turn down for what?” 😅
FinancialBrain9095
r/steakortuna
sniper43
I thought that was a very unorthodox way to cook. The unevenness explained why.
ifeelgrossandsad2
But really low effort
This whole thing is stupid, but I love steak 🥩
l33774rd
That’s one way to waste a bunch of honey & ruin a streak. Why cut the bone off before cooking? Dumb there’s lots of flavor wasted too.
reillan
For me, the sin was not the honey – honey-kissed meats are common enough and it was a great way to preserve the meat while he was gone.
Instead, it was the fact that he hung that thing on a hook over the fire, so it’s losing all its moisture and getting cooked more on one side than the other.
Also, who brings rebar camping?
Hippies_Pointing
When you hate the taste of meat but must eat the meat.
librapenseur
if i was a bear id go crazy for a steak sitting in a bowl of honey
BobbyBoogarBreath
>let meat rot at tree temperature for 30 days.
Cautious_Bit_7432
Hiking but pulls out a fresh ribeye. Wonder where he found that in the forest
tendrilator
The ice cream salt he seasons it with really goes with the dessert theme
Silly-Breadfruit-193
I like rare steak. I like aged steak. This was fucking nasty.
Nuclear_Human
Crazy how he had all that in his hiking backpack after hiking for two weeks.
dunkkane
Is he trying to get mauled by a bear??
lephantome92
Wouldn’t that be hung too low for a bear to get if it was in an actual camping situation?
arcadeenthusiast8245
>I’m craving something sweet
>Waits 30 days to eat
🤡
Posidon_Below
theonewhoknocksforu
I would not touch that. I am in awe (and disgust) at all of the free time to waste some of these people have.
MaadMaanMaatt
That steak is a blue as this video made me feel
LilyCat23
Urge, these videos. I haaaate how performative they are, with their little wooden cups and boards and all their fancy stuff!
reforminded
Honey is expensive, what a waste.
Exsam
Absolutely no way that steak was actually aged like that. Rain happens, bugs exist and would have absolutely jumped at a free meal and if the bugs didn’t the squirrels, possums and raccoons would have.
westergames81
There wasn’t much stupid here until he cooked the steak.
1. I like my steaks rare, but that was still mooing. 2. There was zero sear on that. Gross. 3. I’ve never seen anyone cook a steak like that by hanging it, but I hate it.
Elegant_Attempt_1876
All that waiting for 30 days? Nah I’ll just shove that ribeye on a stick and grill it on a open fire takes 15-20 minutes instead of 30 days
gjb94
No officer these are my test tubes of salt and sesame seeds in case I need to cook an elaborate meal in the wild
OpusAtrumET
Hiking for two weeks with a raw supermarket ribeye?
SingularityCentral
Did he just make a pinata for a bear?
Specialist-Jelly2571
Do you want ants Lana? Because that’s how you get ants
SleepingWillows
I always find it so fascinating seeing what objects these outdoor cooking/craft videos decide are worth making from scratch and what’s better to bring from home. My guy made a whole basket, lid, and even a rudimentary oven but brought a coffee pot and a mini Dutch oven. Not to mention fresh ingredients you’d never find by foraging in those regions.
BTZ-25
Hiking for 2 weeks but return after 30 days? What a craving.
37 Comments
Genuinely horrified people like this exist
I looooove that stare into the distance look all these outdoor cooking guys do as they eat their food. Minus one point though for not doing the mandatory nod as as hey chews his first bit.
You just know this guy is a redditor subscribed to r/edc and r/bushcraft and does this in his backyard 20′ away from his house
“Craving something sweet”, he says..
Dude, just eat the honey.
Yeesh.
If I’m craving something sweet I am not waiting 30 DAYS!
I have found a smooth river rock on my walk today. My journey begins
Thing that got me the most was him picking that gooey shit up with his bare hands.
Like after all that outdoorsy craftsmanship you showed off you couldnt just whittle yourself a fuckin’ fork bruh?
That was a whole ass feature-length film for a motherfucking steak soaked in honey… he really said “turn down for what?” 😅
r/steakortuna
I thought that was a very unorthodox way to cook. The unevenness explained why.
But really low effort
This whole thing is stupid, but I love steak 🥩
That’s one way to waste a bunch of honey & ruin a streak. Why cut the bone off before cooking? Dumb there’s lots of flavor wasted too.
For me, the sin was not the honey – honey-kissed meats are common enough and it was a great way to preserve the meat while he was gone.
Instead, it was the fact that he hung that thing on a hook over the fire, so it’s losing all its moisture and getting cooked more on one side than the other.
Also, who brings rebar camping?
When you hate the taste of meat but must eat the meat.
if i was a bear id go crazy for a steak sitting in a bowl of honey
>let meat rot at tree temperature for 30 days.
Hiking but pulls out a fresh ribeye. Wonder where he found that in the forest
The ice cream salt he seasons it with really goes with the dessert theme
I like rare steak. I like aged steak. This was fucking nasty.
Crazy how he had all that in his hiking backpack after hiking for two weeks.
Is he trying to get mauled by a bear??
Wouldn’t that be hung too low for a bear to get if it was in an actual camping situation?
>I’m craving something sweet
>Waits 30 days to eat
🤡
I would not touch that. I am in awe (and disgust) at all of the free time to waste some of these people have.
That steak is a blue as this video made me feel
Urge, these videos. I haaaate how performative they are, with their little wooden cups and boards and all their fancy stuff!
Honey is expensive, what a waste.
Absolutely no way that steak was actually aged like that. Rain happens, bugs exist and would have absolutely jumped at a free meal and if the bugs didn’t the squirrels, possums and raccoons would have.
There wasn’t much stupid here until he cooked the steak.
1. I like my steaks rare, but that was still mooing.
2. There was zero sear on that. Gross.
3. I’ve never seen anyone cook a steak like that by hanging it, but I hate it.
All that waiting for 30 days? Nah I’ll just shove that ribeye on a stick and grill it on a open fire takes 15-20 minutes instead of 30 days
No officer these are my test tubes of salt and sesame seeds in case I need to cook an elaborate meal in the wild
Hiking for two weeks with a raw supermarket ribeye?
Did he just make a pinata for a bear?
Do you want ants Lana? Because that’s how you get ants
I always find it so fascinating seeing what objects these outdoor cooking/craft videos decide are worth making from scratch and what’s better to bring from home. My guy made a whole basket, lid, and even a rudimentary oven but brought a coffee pot and a mini Dutch oven. Not to mention fresh ingredients you’d never find by foraging in those regions.
Hiking for 2 weeks but return after 30 days? What a craving.