
Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.
Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.
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Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.
Jonathan Kite as Anthony Bourdain reviewing Red Lobster.
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by Phonus-Balonus-37
24 Comments
This is fucking fantastic
The voice is fucking perfect
great homage
Oh man this just makes me miss Anthony Bourdain even more.
Man I really miss that style of GenX writing that Tony used.
It got a bit much when everyone was doing it, but when you hear it done properly, like in this video, you realize why everyone tried to do it.
Fuckin slop, Bourdain would be appalled.
Jesus christ everything about this is perfect. Miss you Chef.
Op, keep posting these if there are more. Today I have seen this and Chuck E Cheese. That one brought tears to my eyes. “The cacophony of games, children and animatronic music is drowned by the murmurs of parents saying never again”.
That said, I will fess up to loving to eat at Red Lobster. On occasion. I mostly show for shrimp fest and can ploy through a disgusting number of Walt’s Fried Shrimp.
This guys amazing. I do really miss Tony though…
Chatgpt ass prose
Crazy that he plays Oleg on 2 broke girls!
It’s pretty incredible how he’s really close to it and you do see how it’s similar to Bourdain and yet it feels so far from Bourdain to me. There’s something deeply comforting about Bourdain’s texts and narration that’s missing here.
JFC does he sound like Tony, wow. Even the mannerisms, inflections, all of it. Wow.
Fuck ya ! I needed more
Drop the link
Bourdains laughing and cursing at you from beyond for doing this at a red lobster
it just doesnt work for me. his voice is great but tony was never a talking head, i need him to go into the kitchen and get some close up shots, follow a waiter to the table for a long shot. and not hold a mic.

Let Tony rest. No need to resurrect him via this tool.
Red Lobsters, Red Wedding 🤣
Wtf 😭😭
Can we stop these
So dumb. Let’s not ruin Bourdain. Quit posting this.
Damn this is spot on
They closed the Red Lobster where I live. I had a meal there with my daughter 2 weeks before it closed. It was the best meal I ever had at a Red Lobster.