This is a crime. This is an adult eating like a fucking child.
TheAbsoluteBarnacle
Look at what he did to our boy
LitterBoxServant
Bro really buffalo billed that pizza into a skin suit
Longenuity
id eat it
Jesterchunk
Look at him skin that poor pizza alive. He didn’t even put the toppings *in* his sandwich, just draped them over like it’s some sick joke.
Straight to prison.
spleeble
Why do people watch videos of other people eating
Clan-Sea
It started as questionable behavior. And then he grabbed the underside of the pizza cheese with his bare fingers. That sick bastard
Hefty-Distance837
I have no objection if he finish the bread part later.
eldfen
Why in the car??
Penguinkeith
Ngl I’d eat the fucking shit out of that but yeah that’s pizza slaughter 2nd degree
Competitive-Age3016
Mutilated that slice. Send to the haag. GUILTY!!!
40ozT0Freedom
Clearly you people don’t shop at Costco.
This is the holy grail.
A Costco 1/4 all beef hot dog placed inside of a split chicken bake topped with a slice of pepperoni pizza’s toppings. This whole thing cost about $7 and it came with a soda.
This man is doing it right.
AndyGoodKush
“Wheres the pizza”….. “oh”
JaneDoe93130
Even that would have been an abomination; wrapping the sausage in the slice of pizza would have been simpler 🤷♀️
Sw4nR0ns0n
Talk about putting a hat on a hat
seoul_kittie
r/stonerfoods because if I was high I’d eat it
SirCaptainReynolds
I would say making this and eating it isn’t a crime.
The crime committed was eating it like he did inside a car.
Schmooto
So what’s he gonna do with the empty hotdog bun and the peeled pizza? I bet he’s just going to throw them away. Food waste is so stupid.
git0ffmylawnm8
The pizza was molested. But this man is definitely cooking
CatLordCayenne
In the car is literally crazy lol
UBum
This looks like a bulking routine, not a normal meal.
in1gom0ntoya
yeah, ita a crime. its also fucking gross, like why even do this shit know the car?
CantankerousOrder
Wonton Destruction 3rd degree.
ElijaHyphen
In Philly you wrap the pizza *around* the cheese steak. But only if you’re on South St. and it’s a slice from Lorenzo’s that’s big enough to shelter an entire family.
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I don’t have a Costco near me so I can’t judge
This is a crime. This is an adult eating like a fucking child.
Look at what he did to our boy
Bro really buffalo billed that pizza into a skin suit
id eat it
Look at him skin that poor pizza alive. He didn’t even put the toppings *in* his sandwich, just draped them over like it’s some sick joke.
Straight to prison.
Why do people watch videos of other people eating
It started as questionable behavior. And then he grabbed the underside of the pizza cheese with his bare fingers. That sick bastard
I have no objection if he finish the bread part later.
Why in the car??
Ngl I’d eat the fucking shit out of that but yeah that’s pizza slaughter 2nd degree
Mutilated that slice. Send to the haag. GUILTY!!!
Clearly you people don’t shop at Costco.
This is the holy grail.
A Costco 1/4 all beef hot dog placed inside of a split chicken bake topped with a slice of pepperoni pizza’s toppings. This whole thing cost about $7 and it came with a soda.
This man is doing it right.
“Wheres the pizza”….. “oh”
Even that would have been an abomination; wrapping the sausage in the slice of pizza would have been simpler 🤷♀️
Talk about putting a hat on a hat
r/stonerfoods because if I was high I’d eat it
I would say making this and eating it isn’t a crime.
The crime committed was eating it like he did inside a car.
So what’s he gonna do with the empty hotdog bun and the peeled pizza? I bet he’s just going to throw them away. Food waste is so stupid.
The pizza was molested. But this man is definitely cooking
In the car is literally crazy lol
This looks like a bulking routine, not a normal meal.
yeah, ita a crime. its also fucking gross, like why even do this shit know the car?
Wonton Destruction 3rd degree.
In Philly you wrap the pizza *around* the cheese steak. But only if you’re on South St. and it’s a slice from Lorenzo’s that’s big enough to shelter an entire family.